A Response From The Cleveland Browns

From Deadspin —–>  In 1974, a Clevelander wrote the Browns complaining of the menace posed by the then-fad of throwing paper airplanes, and implicitly threatened litigation. The Browns’ response is just about the most awesome thing ever committed to paper.

And here’s the response:

The Greatest Letter Ever Printed On NFL Team Letterhead

That’s funny, right? You have to tell me because I plum forgot what humour is again.

**Thanks to Deadspin for this and that

6 Responses to “A Response From The Cleveland Browns”

  1. tfhr Says:

    I thought for sure that the original complaint letter would’ve been returned folded into a paper airplane accompanied with further instructions but the actual response was pretty much on the mark too.

  2. The Mayor Says:

    That would have been great. Folded into a paper airplane and shoved in the complainants eye socket.

  3. marc in calgary™ Says:

    I think this should be “exhibit A” at law school.
    A required class, just a few things to go over before we all begin our studies in year one.
    Lesson 2 could be, one lawyer in a town starves to death, two lawyers live in big houses on the hill…

  4. DMorris Says:

    Now THAT was funny!!

  5. The MaleMan Says:

    I love lawyers almost as much as a cold “Pabst”.

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