Remember That Trip Dmorris Organized To Latvia Way Back When?
Well, Don started sending back some souvenirs, and I gots to tells ya, I’m impressed.
What he sent The Mayor is sure better than that crappy snow globe Fenris sent me when he visited Dildo, Newfoundland last year.
Yes, Dildo, Newfoundland.
January 10th, 2011 at 7:02 pm
Well,think nothing of it,Mayor,I’m just THAT kind of guy!
Them Latvian girls had NO men, none! Can you imagine how bitchy things would a gotten after a bit! Whew!
This should relive the pressure somewhat.
btw,Dildo looks just like the kind of town I’d like to retire to! I just love that brown house overlooking the mighty Atlantic!
I’ll show this video or whatever it is to the wife and we’ll see how things go.
Thanks,fenris.
January 10th, 2011 at 7:39 pm
You deserve the Order of Latvia for what you did for those folks.
However, being a full-time Dildoite would be thanks enough, I suppose.
January 10th, 2011 at 9:22 pm
Somehow, making fun of Dildo Newfoundland is going to end up with some government funding a community center.
I have a great idea: why don’t we settle some of those illegal immigrants there. They are good for the economy. And more Haitians to Montreal. To vote Liberal and spur the economy.
Whats with the wench in the suitcase?
January 10th, 2011 at 9:33 pm
Don, regarding the dildo you mailed to the The Mayor, did you address it to a “Mr. The Mayor”? or to a “Mrs. The Mayor”?
I highly admire the girls in that baltic neighborhood and their economy of travel ability. I’m quite attracted to this sort of travelogue and that hotel.
It has carpet, and that’s a plus.
Good luck with your recovery Don and that BC Health is there for you every step of the way.
January 10th, 2011 at 10:39 pm
BC Health? We have one of those?!!
marc,I wisely sent it to “whomever it may concern” as I always do when I’m unsure of who needs it the most.
January 10th, 2011 at 11:28 pm
Not to mention the many students at the City University of New York.
Cheers
January 11th, 2011 at 5:15 pm
CUNY – one letter off in that when you think about it.
January 11th, 2011 at 6:29 pm
Do you have anything to declare Mr. Morris?
No, no… nothing at all.
Alright then, welcome to Canada.
… You see, sometimes it pays to *know* our civil servants, all there to protect us.
In the big list of countries likely to default on sovereign debt, wasn’t Latvia about #18 or so? I’m thinking of a sightseeing trip, with extra blue jeans just like it was 1976 all over again may be in order.
January 11th, 2011 at 11:53 pm
Hey Don, can you bring one of those back for me on your next trip. Any women that will fit into a suitcase that size is my kind of girl!!! Even if our security force discovered her at the airport they would still let you keep her as long as she is in a zip-lock bag…
January 14th, 2011 at 12:44 pm
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