Isabeli Fontana – Hump Day Hottie

It’s not every day that you’ll see a woman this beautiful who is a nuclear physicist. And today is no different. For Isabeli Fontana is a Victoria’s Secret model. Go figure.

We’ve all heard of Victoria’s Secret before. But I’m sure many of you are wondering what IS Victoria’s Secret? What secret does Victoria hold? Well, The Mayor can tell you straight out that the secret Victoria holds is that she is extremely ugly. But, and this is a BIG but, she has a great personality.

8 Responses to “Isabeli Fontana – Hump Day Hottie”

  1. Ca Rin Says:

    This isn’t how we do hump day over at the Hostages.

    scratches head.

  2. paul mitchell Says:

    Look at those hands! I bet you any amount of money they have never touched a vacuum cleaner, ever.

  3. DMorris Says:

    I dunno, just read her bio,”likes to snuggle by the fire with her man and a glass of good Scotch. Loves to cook and clean house,then ravish her man passionately. Loves older men”.

    Can’t say there’s much to criticize here. ;-)

  4. The Mayor Says:

    You might want to re-read that, DMorris.

    I read she loves to wear Snuggies, light fires and attack the Sottish.

  5. cbullitt Says:

    Damn, and I thought she was going to iterate the cromulence level of Higgs bosons.

  6. The Mayor Says:

    lol – read that five times now and have laughed every freaking time.

  7. unclescott Says:

    check out the rowels on those padded strap spurs…they’d make me keep her secret….whoa…

  8. The Mayor Says:

    Now you’re talkin’!

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