Lindsay Lohan – Jewelry Thief?

Lindsay Lohan. Stolen neckless. LAPD. Hijinx. Jeepers:

Lindsay Lohan has just turned a super-expensive piece of jewelry over to cops that landed her in the middle of a police investigation … law enforcement sources tell TMZ. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … last week the owner of an L.A. store filed a police report, claiming a $5,000 necklace was stolen from her business. We’re told the store surveillance video shows Lindsay in the store, wearing the necklace before it disappeared, although it’s unclear if the video actually shows Lindsay walking out of the store with the jewelry. Cops were in the process of getting a warrant to search Lindsay’s home, but last night one of Lindsay’s associates turned the piece over to the cops.

These are the kind of capers that only Scotland Yard can solve. Let’s see if we can make any sense out of this and try to figure out what the devil went wrong.

Lindsay Lohan was in a jewelry store and tried on a $5,000 necklace. The video tape from the jewelry store records that Lindsay Lohan was the last person on earth to be seen wearing said necklace. After the owner of the jewelry store filed a police report, one of Lohan’s friends returns the necklace that was last seen on Lohan’s neck.

I’m stumped. I wish there were more clues, but there isn’t. Trust The Mayor, this is a mystery that will never be solved.

2 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan – Jewelry Thief?”

  1. Mr Fnortner Says:

    Winona Ryder did it.

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