Uma Thurman – Hump Day Hottie Or Hump Day Nottie?
Granted, The Mayor didn’t pick out the greatest picture of Uma Thurman for today’s segment, but I feel it’s best to try to find pictures of Hollyweirdo’s without their make-up in order to show what they look like when they are not all dolled-up and hottie looking. In other words, if you’ve ever seen a daytime talk show, you’ll know that any old broken down, haggard, looks like it slept in their car last night, mummified ogre can get a make-over and look rather acceptable. Peel off the first nine layers of make-up though, and what you’re left with is something that looks like it was crapped out of your rottie after it got into your pot of chili from last night’s dinner.
The Mayor isn’t exactly saying Uma Thurman is a nottie. But she aint a hottie. Maybe she’s a spottie. She aint no Scottie. There’s just something about Uma Thurman that turns The Mayor off. Maybe it’s not even her looks. Maybe it’s the fact that her mother is a socialite and Uma got where she is today through her family’s many connections and not by the regular channels most people go through before reaching the top of their profession. Maybe The Mayor is repulsed by her because her dad is a Buddhist scholar, her mother is a socialite, and Uma got sent straight to the front of the line. Or, maybe it’s because Uma is pretty ugly.
That’s The Mayor’s take on Uma Thurman, pretty insightful. I’m sure this post has given you pause for thought.
But what say you? Is Uma Thurman (Munster) a hottie or a nottie?
February 16th, 2011 at 8:45 am
She’s definately a “nottie”
February 16th, 2011 at 10:24 am
No way. Uma is a hottie. Way hot. She has more than enough leg to compensate for any off day pic.
February 16th, 2011 at 11:08 am
This is quickly turning into the Bud vs Bud Light debate.
Nice to hear from you again, Pizzamancer!
February 16th, 2011 at 11:51 am
Nothing but a girl from Jersey with a few decent acting gigs behind her. Once had a OK bod, but that has slipped away from her.
February 16th, 2011 at 12:05 pm
I’ve seen unflatering pictures of Uma. When watching her in a film there is never a moment where she is anything but hot. She even looks terrible in some of her movies and yet she remains hot.
February 16th, 2011 at 12:17 pm
The score is 2 – 2.
Interesting.
February 16th, 2011 at 12:59 pm
Mr. Mayor: I’ll agree with you … to a point. Okay … maybe she doesn’t know how to change the oil in my pick-up or make my morning coffee just the way I want it. But this chick is articulate, very well connected, brainy to boot and knows how to swing a sword. One can dress her up and take her out to a function, just like Lynda Carter of Wonder Woman fame. (Washington D.C. loves Lynda, by the way and she stood by her man when he needed her.)
The ultimate test for Walter is how good a woman looks when she steps out of a hot shower with her hair slicked back and nothing but beads of water dripping from her. Me thinks she would pass the Walter Water Test just fine.
(Excuse me while I take a cold shower.)
I give her two thumbs up, making Uma a Numero Uno in my books. Just sayin’!
Sincerely … Walter Garbotz, Ontario, Canada
February 16th, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Ummm… welll… dang. I thought this was Meryl Streep, a woman who often makes guest appearances in my dreams.
Dang.
February 16th, 2011 at 2:51 pm
She is definitely hot in her movies, unlike Angelina.
I’ll swap you 5 Umas for 1 Mila Jovovich.
February 16th, 2011 at 3:27 pm
Hm,this one IS difficult! The picture of Uma is NOT hot,BUT after a couple of hours of the ministrations of a good Hollywood faggot makeup artist,I’d bet she looks simply smashing!
Of course,those guys can make Mr.Ed look like Jessica Simpson given a few hours of work on it.
Uma did a few nudies way back when,and she sported a decent set of mammaries,which is worth something.
So,I’ll call this one a definite maybe,with possibilities.
February 16th, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Not.
I’ve got to judge her simply based on the evidence at hand, I can’t be bringing past dates or past movies or “other photos declare her beauty” type arguments into this court. She simply is not enough cake for a proper dessert, and
1 ounce short of a shot.
You can’t be bringing up her past performance, she’s only as good as her last at bat.
hence:
not.
February 16th, 2011 at 3:49 pm
Not.
February 16th, 2011 at 3:49 pm
Not…
February 16th, 2011 at 3:50 pm
Not
February 16th, 2011 at 3:52 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyupP2LxbZI
February 16th, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Leave desk for the washroon, post has 9 comments. Do my business and get back 4 minuteslater, have 15 comments.
What an amazingly popular site this is.
February 16th, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Even Sesame Street agrees with Marc.
February 16th, 2011 at 5:54 pm
Vote early, vote often.
February 16th, 2011 at 6:03 pm
Lemme get this straight,now, marc has said,”NO”.Backed up by Big Bird.
Right? This wasn’t a “lemme think about it “,or a “well on a good day she’s pretty hot”…..none’a that!
Okay.
I also agree a person should vote early and often,it’s the Canadian way.
February 16th, 2011 at 6:13 pm
oh yeah, here we go, DMorris is going to bring his hatred of birds to the table.
good comeback Don.
everyone knows how much you hate birds here.
everyone.
February 16th, 2011 at 6:21 pm
Wow – easy, Don, I really don’t like when you expose that side of your personality.
February 16th, 2011 at 6:41 pm
Hey,I don’t hate birds! I love ‘em!
Roasted,fried,broiled, fricaseed, sauteed, deep fried, basted or marinated, I love ‘em all!
February 16th, 2011 at 7:06 pm
I’d hit Uma into next week if given half chance at it.
February 16th, 2011 at 7:11 pm
You kids squabble all you want.
I want to bear Mila Jovovich’s babies.
February 16th, 2011 at 8:02 pm
Uppies! Points for that
February 17th, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Not. Although she did kick ass in Kill Bill.
February 21st, 2011 at 10:31 am
Mayor – I am still a lurker. That thing called life is screwing with my time again. Would it be too much to ask for a hump day hottie pic of Uma at her best?
She really is like a pizza and sex. Even when it is bad, it is still pretty good.
February 21st, 2011 at 1:30 pm
You got it, Pizzamancer.
This week’s HDH will again be of Uma, but a decent picture.
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