He Doth Protest Too Much

It’s obvious the cop in the picture doesn’t know what he’s doing. Before you spray cooking oil on a butterball it’s always wise to wash it inside and out with cold water, then season with salt, pepper and your other spices, THEN and only then is it ready for a coating of oil.

That’s why they’re cops and not chefs, I suppose.

9 Responses to “He Doth Protest Too Much”

  1. Walter Garbotz Says:

    Looks a get-together between the Unionized State Employees of Wisconsin and the Workers’ Abolishionist Party of Wisconsin. Yup, bring in Wackenhut.


    Sincerely … Walter Garbotz, Cambridge, Ontario, Canada

  2. cbullitt Says:

    Damn, I could probably kill wasps with that sprayer.

    Oh, btw, I stole it. I’m not worthy, but it is.

  3. Kathy Shaidle Says:

    Also? Remember to pull out the plastic bag full of guts. Cuz man, that’s embarrassing when you forget!

  4. The Mayor Says:

    Of course, that was silly of me.

    Get rid of all the innards. In the case of the butterball in the picture, the innards account for about 97.5% of the entire carcass.

  5. marc in calgary™ Says:

    Is that in Caledonia? The police in that area seem to be lacking in the cultural sensitivity arena.
    And the “go be fat somewhere else” is testimony to that.
    And the well fed protester is the right color.
    And the police seem to be unwilling to negotiate.
    And they’re likely Liberals.
    And behind the policeman’s head, the streetlight is green, indicating that contrary to the policeman, the protester CAN move forward.
    Maybe they just want to “check his papers” for walking on a sidewalk.

  6. Crusader Says:

    And they call the Police “Pigs”?

    I have it on good authority that he is spraying PAM on the SPAM?

    But I’m sure that you have a far more respectful dialogue with the Police in your town.

  7. cudgel Says:

    Sheesh, what happened to the billy club and cracked skull?

  8. The Mayor Says:

    Not any more. It’s a turkey baster and some delicious spices.

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