He Doth Protest Too Much
It’s obvious the cop in the picture doesn’t know what he’s doing. Before you spray cooking oil on a butterball it’s always wise to wash it inside and out with cold water, then season with salt, pepper and your other spices, THEN and only then is it ready for a coating of oil.
That’s why they’re cops and not chefs, I suppose.
February 23rd, 2011 at 2:26 pm
Looks a get-together between the Unionized State Employees of Wisconsin and the Workers’ Abolishionist Party of Wisconsin. Yup, bring in Wackenhut.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7e4bj5rrd8
Sincerely … Walter Garbotz, Cambridge, Ontario, Canada
February 23rd, 2011 at 2:42 pm
Damn, I could probably kill wasps with that sprayer.
Oh, btw, I stole it. I’m not worthy, but it is.
February 23rd, 2011 at 4:27 pm
Also? Remember to pull out the plastic bag full of guts. Cuz man, that’s embarrassing when you forget!
February 23rd, 2011 at 4:43 pm
Of course, that was silly of me.
Get rid of all the innards. In the case of the butterball in the picture, the innards account for about 97.5% of the entire carcass.
February 23rd, 2011 at 4:46 pm
Is that in Caledonia? The police in that area seem to be lacking in the cultural sensitivity arena.
And the “go be fat somewhere else” is testimony to that.
And the well fed protester is the right color.
And the police seem to be unwilling to negotiate.
And they’re likely Liberals.
And behind the policeman’s head, the streetlight is green, indicating that contrary to the policeman, the protester CAN move forward.
Maybe they just want to “check his papers” for walking on a sidewalk.
February 23rd, 2011 at 5:41 pm
And they call the Police “Pigs”?
I have it on good authority that he is spraying PAM on the SPAM?
But I’m sure that you have a far more respectful dialogue with the Police in your town.
February 23rd, 2011 at 6:37 pm
Sheesh, what happened to the billy club and cracked skull?
February 23rd, 2011 at 6:39 pm
Not any more. It’s a turkey baster and some delicious spices.
February 24th, 2011 at 4:04 pm
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