MENSA Teaser

It’s not true that to be a MENSA-headed Winner of the Week you have to have a giant head. Mr Fnortner, G Bush and Rob Huck were all MENSA-headed Winner’s last Week and I have to say, if anything they have rather smallish heads. I suppose though that they have giant brains, I mean, how else do you explain answering all three of last week’s questions correctly? That’s the only logical conclusion there is.

Rob Huck is back to blogging again after an absence of what, three years? The Mayor couldn’t be happier. Rob (and his brother) and The Mayor go waaaay back, back to the days when blogging was cool and kind of meant something. Now blogging is for circus freaks and those who like watching circus freaks. That would be you. The watchers of circus freaks. Rob is a good guy, you should visit him daily (right after spending a few hours here) and give him your support. Not financially, that’s reserved solely for me (see that, Dmorris, I spelt *solely* correctly this time).

Congratulations to our three MENSA winners. Can they repeat this week? I have no idea, let’s find out:

1) Fill in the blanks to complete the 14-letter word below

__  N __  N __  __  U __  I __  __  T __  C

2) Unscramble the letters in each word below, then unscramble the order of words to create a Tom Swifty sentence. (Tom always speaks adverbially.)

LBWE  TUO  DEIYLGHDETL  LAL  I  HET  DLENCAS  ISDA  TMO

That should keep you hopping for a while.

Good luck to all our participants this week. MENSA-Teaser if open to all, every last one of youze. Leave your answers in the appropriate section, don’t cheat too much, and remember to visit Rob.

9 Responses to “MENSA Teaser”

  1. tibi Says:

    1) Vanna says Connecticut?
    2) “I blew out all the candles,” Tom said delightedly.

  2. cudgel Says:

    FYI, I believe that around the year 2010 Rob lost his eyewear having had lazer eye surgery so his photo should be updated for the Mitchie files, now back to this mensa thingamabobby.

  3. Mike Says:

    Unenthusiastic. Tom said I delightedly blew out all the candles

  4. Rob Huck Says:

    Jesus. Now I have to post something on the blog tonight. Thanks for the extra work, The Mayor.

    1) Same as tibi.

    2) Same as tibi.

    Now come visit my site and prepare your mind to be blown!

    Delightedly, as it were.

  5. mike shupp Says:

    Unenthusiastic.
    “I blew out all the candles,” Tom said delightedly.

  6. Natasha Says:

    mike shupp has both right

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  8. Mr Fnortner Says:

    I just got here, late, since my handlers had me out of town for a week with little to no internet access. I will bow out of this week’s competition since I believe there’s a right answer or two above.

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