Women Showing Their Melons Week
Is there anything more sexy than watching a woman crushing watermelons with her own breasts? Yes, yes there is. As a matter of fact, pretty much everything is sexier. Watching my parents deep kiss is sexier. I mean, ME watching my parents kiss is sexier, not YOU watching my parents kiss. You’d probablylike that. Sicko.
The Mayor has hosted this video before, but he would really like you to use his bandwidth up watching this again. If you haven’t seen it, please only watch it once, the bandwidth budget is running rather low. We’re in a recession, dontchaknow.
And just like that – poof! – Women Showing Their Melons Week has come to an end. We learned a lot this week, memories that will last us a lifetime. Don’t thank The Mayor, he kinda digs that ungrateful side you often show.
March 26th, 2011 at 10:46 am
Hm, it took her half a dozen tries! Maybe she shoulda swung ‘em over her head to give ‘em a bit more momentum.
Harry Reems could bat a baseball over the midfield fence at Fenway with his special weapon.
March 26th, 2011 at 11:40 am
That’s true, about Harry Reems.
And you’re right about the woman, she needs more loft. She lacks loft.
March 26th, 2011 at 2:11 pm
Yanno what impressed me MOST? There was no wardrobe malfunction, even though I was hopin’ for one in the worst (best?) way. The guy or gal who designed and made that halter top is a friggin’ GENIUS. That or one helluva structural engineer.
March 26th, 2011 at 2:42 pm
It’s not make in China, that’s for sure.
I believe the designer of said halter top was also the designer behind the part of the catapult that held the giant boulder that was thrown. True story.
March 26th, 2011 at 6:34 pm
I would not be able to sweat the sheets up with that conchita. Already over my life time maximum concussion limit. She got some vitamin MONSTER and started swinging those things. I could be left a babbling idiot. Oh wait…
March 26th, 2011 at 7:11 pm
“Down boy! Or else!”
“Beat me, Mistress. Beat me down, hard.”
Cheers
March 27th, 2011 at 6:09 pm
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March 27th, 2011 at 6:11 pm
I’m in a crabby mood right now, so … all I can is ‘I hope her parents are mighty proud of their little princess.’
Sincerely …. Walter Garbotz, Cambridge, Ontario, Canada