Barack Obama – Let Them Eat Cake
Speaking at a foreign-owned wind turbine plant in Pennsylvania yesterday, President Obama showed once again how sympathetic he is to the plight of Americans who are struggling with incredibly high gas prices:
“If you’re complaining about the price of gas and you’re only getting 8 miles a gallon, you know,” Obama said laughingly. “You might want to think about a trade-in.”
Hahaha, eat shit America!
After his comments, Obama jumped into his 2 mpg chauffeured limo, which took him to Air Force 1 where he was dropped off at a golf course so he could play his 250th round as President. After that, he was picked up by his limo, scooted off to Air Force 1 where he and Michelle flew to Chicago for a date night.
In other words, relax, Obama feels your pain.
Answering the question “are gas prices going to come down any time soon?” Obama had this to say:
“I’m just going to be honest with you. There’s not much we can do next week or two weeks from now…”
He certainly seems content considering he’s so ineffectual.
Obama says there’s not much he can do, but really all he has to do is consult with Hillary Clinton, after all, while running for the candidacy of the donks in 08 her husband Bill said she had the solution to skyrocketing gas prices:
When the world hears her commitment at her inauguration about ending American dependence on foreign fuel, Clinton says, oil-pumping countries will lower prices to stifle America’s incentive to develop alternative energy.
“I predict to you, the oil-producing countries will drop the price of oil,” Clinton said, speaking at the Manchester YWCA. “They will once again assume, once the cost pressure is off, Americans and our political process will recede.”
Poof – oil prices fall.
The magic negro obviously does not have the same power as the magic feminist. Perhaps if they can combine their magic Marxist powers gas prices will tumble.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:06 pm
The Yanks still have it good! Here in Kelowna,the prices were:
Regular: left eye
Mid grade: both eyes.
Premium: BOTH testicles!
I’m taking a friend to fill up tonight,it’s easier that way.
April 8th, 2011 at 12:55 am
If this Obama isn’t the dumbest sumbitch hanging around like an extra prick at a wedding then his wife sure as hell is.
April 8th, 2011 at 11:01 am
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April 10th, 2011 at 12:40 pm
Haha wow, blaming Obama for gas prices? I didn’t realize smoking weed made people stupid, but you should quit just in case.
April 10th, 2011 at 2:24 pm
Who blamed obama for high gas prices?
You might want to read the post again, or at least read it once.
Talk about being a stoner.
April 10th, 2011 at 5:51 pm
Quit wot? Quit being stupid?
If he was really a magic negro, why is he still a negro?
If a magic feminist existed, wot would she cook for lunch?
See, right there, 2, count ‘em 2 gaping holes in your entire thesis.
April 12th, 2011 at 1:56 pm
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