The Best Fast Food French Fries Week

Even though Arby’s fries have slightly more grease in them than a Gino’s hair, they are still some of the bestest fries produced on this planet…I mean, some of the bestest FAST FOOD fries produced on this planet.

Arby’s fries aren’t conventional in the least. Look at them, they’re curly! Hahaha! All the other fries laugh at them! Well they shouldn’t. All the other fries should shut their stupid fry mouths because Arby’s fries rock and or roll. When you get a crispy batch of Arby’s fries it’s like being transported to a very greasy, yet delicious heaven. A heaven of earth, that is.

If you ever get a craving for fake meat and greasy but delicious fries, Arby’s is your best bet. The Mayor officially declares Arby’s fries to be the second best fast food fries on the market. Let it be said, let it be done.

8 Responses to “The Best Fast Food French Fries Week”

  1. paul mitchell Says:

    At our Arby’s here in The ‘Sip, you can also get home fries that are lathered over in sea salt. No bad, but then again, you aren’t expecting much.

  2. The Mayor Says:

    That’s the thing, even when I get warm fast food fries I’m like, “What the hell, they taste different today.”

  3. paul mitchell Says:

    Where have you gotten WARM fries? I want to try that place.

  4. Andy Says:

    I’ve never been to an Arby’s. But, #3 son worked there for a while. He doesn’t eat there now.

    But, I’m gonna try their fries on your recommendation, Mayor. Hey, Pam and I are going out today to celebrate our anniversary. That might be JUST the restaurant to surprise her with.

  5. Buck Says:

    I wish I still lived in Dee-troit some times. Well, a LOT o’ times, actually. Here’s another reason: Arby’s gives out free curly fries whenever a Wing gets a hat-trick. That otta make ‘em Numero Uno in the “best fries” sweepstakes, no?

  6. The Mayor Says:

    I’m surprised they’re still profitable, Buck.

  7. marc in calgary™ Says:

    I’m offended.

  8. Retired Geezer Says:

    I wish I still lived in Dee-troit some times. Well, a LOT o’ times

    *Geezer makes note to schedule Buck for mental health evaluation.

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