MENSA Good Friday Teaser
It’s good to see the Bishops have finally found a topic they can all agree on.
Mr Fnortner was in fine form last week, as he answered both incredibly hard MENSA Teaser questions correctly. Andywas also in fine form as he copy & pasted both of Mr Fnortner’s answers correctly. Mr Fnortner has set the gold standard when it comes to MENSA Teasers, and you really have to be on the top of your game if you want to beat him on any given Friday. Another easier way to beat him would be with an ambush. The Mayor suggests the weapon of choice be socks full of rusty nails and the ambush taking place Thursday evenings when Mr Fnortner takes his family to Casey’s for riblet night.
The Mayor doesn’t condone violence, but he just can’t stop laughing when he witnesses a good beating.
The Mayor should also point out that Mr Fnortner isn’t an advocate for gun control and has 20/20 vision.
Today’s MENSA Teaser questions look a little something like this:
1) Following the pattern provided, supply the missing word.
110143 = BAG
5424 = IF
889969 = PRO
33938707 = FLOG
992767 = RIM
12962241 = ?
2) Fill in the blanks to complete the 13-letter word below.
I __ __ R __ V __ __ A __ I __ N
Happy Earth DayEaster to Mitchievillians everywhere. Have a glorious weekend surrounded by those that love you. I still suggest keeping your wallet on a chain though, you know, kids and all.
MENSA Teaser is open to all. Whether you are white or really white, Protestant or part of a splinted Protestant group, you are all welcome. Good luck, and for our French constituents, gewd lock.
April 22nd, 2011 at 11:34 am
1. To solve this, you need to figure out the CODE.
2. Figuring out this puzzle will require some IMPROVISATION.
Hmm. Got to think about this for a while.
April 22nd, 2011 at 12:36 pm
#1 – SHOT
#2 – INTERVENTION
April 22nd, 2011 at 2:05 pm
1) 12962241 -> 3.15.4.5 -> CODE
2) Intravasation, or maybe improvisation.
I forgot it was Friday, so I’m late. Congratulations for the superb and early entry to Godless Commie.
April 22nd, 2011 at 11:01 pm
“Altar boys unavailable for comment.”
April 24th, 2011 at 12:56 am
l = LOVE
2 = IMPROVISATION
I think.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:49 pm
Nah. CODE it is.
April 28th, 2011 at 1:30 pm
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