Chicks With Dicks

The Mayor trusts everyone had a delicious Easter holiday. As for The Mayor, well, he went on an Easter egg hunt yesterday and failed to turn up one single Easter egg. He just doesn’t understand what went wrong? He did everything exactly like he did when he was a child, yet nothing, not one bloody egg. The Mayor is starting to think that when he was a child, someone actually planted Easter eggs before he went hunting making it easier to find and collect eggs. Sure, that may sound ludicrous, but it’s a possibility, is it not?

Moving on, today’s chick with a Dick was never actually married to her Dick, she just had copious amounts of sex with him and spawned his baby. She was and still is a baby factory. She should be very proud of herself.

Her Dick was born in Minneapolis, Minnesota and is now 61 years old. Her Dick has been in plenty of shows such as General Hospital, Stargate SG-1 (whatever that is), and another role that made his career. The Mayor says this because to this day he still hears the name of Dicks tv show used when someone describes being able to come up with a solution to a problem when they only have a few items available to them – like dirt and a string, for instance.

That was a huge hint, dontchaknow.

Today’s Dick actually goes by three names, but none of them are hyphenated, meaning, we shouldn’t jump on the kick-him-in-the-balls-bandwagon, thinking he’s some sort of enlightened, progressive, useless slab of flesh. Perhaps he is, The Mayor just lacks evidence to prove it.

And that’s pretty much all the hints you’ll receive about this Dick.

Who is this Dick?

9 Responses to “Chicks With Dicks”

  1. Brad Says:

    would that be richard dean anderson?

  2. Ryan Says:

    Richard Dean Anderson

  3. Mr Fnortner Says:

    It’s almost too late to get in some Apryl Prose, what with May just around the corner, but you did it in fine style.

  4. paul mitchell Says:

    Mac Gy Ver.

  5. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    This is too hard to answer. This discriminates against people. Only a cash payment will stop me from seeking out a check from the hurt feelings commission.

  6. Mr Fnortner Says:

    Your friend and mine Ricky Gervais observed, “Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re in the right.” The mayor could refund your subscription price, though. That might help.

  7. The Mayor Says:

    I am certainly willing to refund his subscription price if it would make this ugly incident go away.

  8. Andy Says:

    Dick Van DYKE!

    Mayor, you know why the Easter Bunny hides eggs?

    So nobody will know he’s been screwing the chickens!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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