Chicks With Dicks
The Mayor trusts everyone had a delicious Easter holiday. As for The Mayor, well, he went on an Easter egg hunt yesterday and failed to turn up one single Easter egg. He just doesn’t understand what went wrong? He did everything exactly like he did when he was a child, yet nothing, not one bloody egg. The Mayor is starting to think that when he was a child, someone actually planted Easter eggs before he went hunting making it easier to find and collect eggs. Sure, that may sound ludicrous, but it’s a possibility, is it not?
Moving on, today’s chick with a Dick was never actually married to her Dick, she just had copious amounts of sex with him and spawned his baby. She was and still is a baby factory. She should be very proud of herself.
Her Dick was born in Minneapolis, Minnesota and is now 61 years old. Her Dick has been in plenty of shows such as General Hospital, Stargate SG-1 (whatever that is), and another role that made his career. The Mayor says this because to this day he still hears the name of Dicks tv show used when someone describes being able to come up with a solution to a problem when they only have a few items available to them – like dirt and a string, for instance.
That was a huge hint, dontchaknow.
Today’s Dick actually goes by three names, but none of them are hyphenated, meaning, we shouldn’t jump on the kick-him-in-the-balls-bandwagon, thinking he’s some sort of enlightened, progressive, useless slab of flesh. Perhaps he is, The Mayor just lacks evidence to prove it.
And that’s pretty much all the hints you’ll receive about this Dick.
Who is this Dick?