Lies the progressives told me

All my life I have endured the sneering contempt of the mouthpiece media for the Royal Family. Here in Canada, the leftists, the unelected subversives, giggle like inmates during the torching part of a prison riot. The monarchy is one of the many things they have an emotionally driven dislike for; actually, they hate. Those that uttered anything resembling admiration were made fun of as fools. Same old, same old. The newspaper fiction, the stacked interview, the fuddle duddle. Someone else has decided that the monarchy must go; and that someone else is a progressive; and that someone else is as stupid as a door.

Progressives do not promote based on ability. Simpletons, twits, and jerks, can all be found in positions of influence in the progressive culture. They have got there because of mummy and daddy, their good looks, and capacity to monkey follow editorials of the Red Star. They can look you in the eye, and move their lips around the words to tell you that unprotected anal sex is not dirty. Reason is not admired; Athena is not dyke enough for their tastes. Instead of reason, we have the ability challenged. Only in the reality of a television series would this work. Canada is to not be a monarchy, and you were never asked this on a ballot; so what else is new?

The last time the English did not have a king was Cromwell. The French only got rid of theirs after Quebec had been captured. What about the other mongrel mixture of diversity? Kings and Queens, they had. The only sizable group that does not have a monarchy are the Americans; and the progressives loathe them. So, this monarchy thing, it must be important, as everyone seems to have had them for centuries; and they are only missing after many brains are dashed, and blood spilt. This ‘importance’ thing, did the progressives think it through? They must have worked through the Jungian collective subconscious, surely? They did think it through, did they not? Or is this hatred of the monarchy just something they like to shout when they are naked and smearing feces on the walls?

Die, media, die. The print media sure could use a circulation boost right around now. Numbers are bad, and numbers are down, circulation wise. Which is why the subscription numbers are faked (you can screw your advertisers better that way), and why it is so important that safe injection sites get a daily copy to put in the recycling box every morning. This Royal Wedding, if Canada had not been subject to social engineering by progressive primates, it would have sparked a surge in media sales, would it not? A mini boom. People out buying consumer goods, reading newspapers, and watching television. This has not happened. The progressives, they cut their own air hose. Well, a few of them, anyway. Some still have an air supply. They can share, can’t they?

The fight for air. There does not seem to be as much money around for progressive causes. Some staff have been cut. Cousins and nephews and bum boys are calling on the phone: I need a job with a pension. There are more calls than jobs; and some progressives are only giving out after they get a blow job, where there are two progressives, sticky faced, for one position, there is anger, and bitching. No surge in sales because of the Royal Wedding; no advertising; no job for you. No lots of work for you. They, the progressives, now turn to fight among themselves. Watch them drown.

You do not need to debate the Monarchy.
The decision has been made for you. You are stupid, the second generation in-breeds of the left tell you. Mummy and Daddy were first cousins, which gives them victim status, a job over 100k, and an IQ in the charming 80’s. So, embrace the dullards, and do not stare when they drool. Today, when people should be going gaga over the royal wedding, instead they are seething with anger over the economy. This was not my decision. But, I am going to watch.

4 Responses to “Lies the progressives told me”

  1. OMMAG Says:

    Funny … how the media at once embrace the celebrity of the Monarchy and pay homage to it’s rites…. yet feel obligated to pander to the deranged left.

    The mind of a media producer must truly be a feverish swamp of excrement.

  2. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    The media is the deranged left. But the media need media events to sell product. Being infiltrated by the deranged, they have shot themselves in the foot.

    As for brains, the in bred left has few.

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