Election Mitchieville 2011

Gosh darn, the Bloc got crushed. Here I thought they would do better. I wrote my requests on a piece of paper and made a burnt offering to Set, the Snake God. Oh dear. And the Liberals got crushed, too. Hopefully the Messiah 2.0, Pierre’s son, can rebuild the party. But do not blame the Liberal war room. Canada is a racist shit hole, after all. Responsibility is collective, not personal.

7 Responses to “Election Mitchieville 2011”

  1. Walter Garbotz Says:

    What … Elizabeth May and the Greens didn’t win? I too made an offering to Set, the Snake God. Hmmmph! I want my offering back. And then I will sulk.

  2. The Mayor Says:

    Lizzy might have won…

  3. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    Did you really write her name down on a request form, wrap it around some maple flavored bacon, and burn it?

    My offering worked, Walter.

  4. Don Sharpe Says:

    Quebec jumps from the Bloc to NDP = la belle province just changed flags on the pirate ship they use to plunder the seas of confederation. Aaarrrrgggg. . …

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  6. Walter Garbotz Says:

    Fenris: My Babe Liz got in. Woohoo! In spite of the fact that I ate the maple flavoured bacon before burning the request form.

  7. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    What a powerful testimony to the power of burnt offerings, Walter. Although eating the bacon can have unwanted effects. Self seasoning is not something you want to do to yourself. Better someone else wears the parsley wreath. Better to be the diner than the entree.

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