MENSA Teaser
The biggest problem with Mr Brain’s Pork Faggots is that they have way too much faggot in them. The carton is practically dripping with faggot. Perhaps you really love faggots and can’t get enough of them, but The Mayor says we’ve been exposed to way too much of them to the point where now we think faggots are the new norm and have to be included in everything. Faggots are all right in a sparingly type of way, but too much exposure to them will make you sick.
On the other hand, the west country sauce, well, The Mayor can’t get enough of it.
Pizzamance and Soylent Green – two guys that are pretty fed up with pork faggots, too – correctly nailed, and answered, all four of last weeks trivia questions correctly. That’s quite impressive, considering last week was a real retro-throwback week.
Congratulations SG and PM, you dun well, you dun well. You. Dun. Well.
And for answering all four trivia questions, SG and PM will receive a one year supply of Pork Faggots. Now with EXTRA faggots. Twice as many, in fact!
Thems a lot of faggots.
If you are wondering what today’s MENSA trivia questions look like, well, they look a lot like these ones here:
1) What three words, formed from different arrangements of the same seven letters, can be used to complete the sentence belwo?
The apparent disappearance of the ________________ Building was only an _________________ illusion but was certainly of _______________ interest to everyone in Washington, DC.
2) Think of two large members of the cat family commonly found in a zoo. On name is four letters long, the other is five. Mix their names together and rearrange all nine letters to get a word that means an offense a cop might cite you for for hanging out in front of the zoo.
Back off, copper, yer harshin’ my buzz!
Those are some sexy looking questions, in the sense where The Mayor would like to have sex with them. From behind. While watching Ace of Cakes. Mmmmmmm. Dare to dream….
Good luck to all of todays MENSA Teaser participants. You are a unique and quite special group. But in a good way where we won’t make fun of you.
Everyone is welcome to play, and you never know, maybe one day you’ll walk away with a buttload of faggots. Again, to dream….
May 13th, 2011 at 9:14 am
See what happens when you get up early? You get first crack at the Mensa thingy. (Didn’t even try the old-fart stuff last week.)
Anyhoo:
1. Capitol / optical / topical
2. That would be the lion and tiger loitering in their cages.
(I’ll pass on the prize, thanks.)
May 13th, 2011 at 9:46 am
capitol – optical – topical
lion + tiger = loitering
Can I get some extra sauce, please?
May 13th, 2011 at 12:17 pm
Well, ditto. But I don’t expect a prize…this was too easy, and I’m too late to claim “first”.
May 13th, 2011 at 3:43 pm
1) Capitol,optical,topical
2)loitering
Can I have some fagots too ?
May 13th, 2011 at 5:02 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AT-4_Spigot
Cheers
May 13th, 2011 at 9:06 pm
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May 13th, 2011 at 9:48 pm
Wait. Is it even permissible to decline the award?
If it isn’t permissible, my answer is:
“Paris in the Springtime” and,
“The Glitter Twins”
May 13th, 2011 at 10:40 pm
I’ll have you know I’ve never loitered in front of the capitol, either optically or topically…mainly because I’ve heard there are a lot of faggots there, twice as many, in fact.
May 14th, 2011 at 1:52 am
Hey, no fun!
Even if you figgered it out without peeking at the back page (comments) YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!
May 14th, 2011 at 8:54 am
No one can…except the Mayor. How does he do it?
*Cue Twilight Zone theme*
May 14th, 2011 at 7:04 pm
Don’t do that, SOYLENT!
He’ll try to sing …
Cheers
May 23rd, 2011 at 12:15 pm
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