Chris Angel Omar bin Osama bin Laden Not Happy At The Way Daddy Was Disposed
Omar bin Osama bin Laden – guitarist for heavy metal band Slayer, gangsta dresser, and one of Osama bin Laden’s 7000 children – is not happy at the way his father was laid to rest:
Eldest son Omar bin Osama bin Laden, speaking on behalf of his brothers, issued a statement disclosed by US monitoring group SITE Intelligence on Tuesday.
“It is unacceptable — humanely and religiously — to dispose of a person with such importance and status among his people, by throwing his body into the sea in that way, which demeans and humiliates his family and his supporters and which challenges religious provisions and feelings of Muslims,” he said.
Relax, rocker boi, in the end your father got what he was trying to get his whole life – 72 sturgeons.
May 15th, 2011 at 2:22 pm
LOL, nice pun!
May 15th, 2011 at 3:12 pm
This will just extend the cycle of violence. A community center and an elementary school should be named after Osama to appease the anger of this community. Maybe a subway station, or a bank tower.
May 15th, 2011 at 3:35 pm
“to dispose of a person with such importance and status among his people, by throwing his body into the sea in that way, which demeans and humiliates his family and his supporters and which challenges religious provisions and feelings of Muslims”
Thanks Omar, for Mission Accomplished in a nutshell.
May 15th, 2011 at 4:07 pm
And with Father’s Day just around the corner what’s a son(s) to do…send the ocean a card?
May 15th, 2011 at 9:34 pm
Rasta bin Laden.
May 16th, 2011 at 6:51 am
J.M. Keynes: In the long run, we’re all dead.
Don’t rush things, spawn of a male who oft posed, but is now disposed.
Cheers
May 16th, 2011 at 1:56 pm
Shut your piehole, Omar, or we’ll heave your guitar next.
May 16th, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Well, you know what they say, Goth’s are total drama queens.
May 16th, 2011 at 6:33 pm
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May 16th, 2011 at 10:16 pm
Omar bin Tosh