Chris Angel Omar bin Osama bin Laden Not Happy At The Way Daddy Was Disposed

Omar bin Osama bin Laden – guitarist for heavy metal band Slayer, gangsta dresser, and one of Osama bin Laden’s 7000 children – is not happy at the way his father was laid to rest:

Eldest son Omar bin Osama bin Laden, speaking on behalf of his brothers, issued a statement disclosed by US monitoring group SITE Intelligence on Tuesday.

“It is unacceptable — humanely and religiously — to dispose of a person with such importance and status among his people, by throwing his body into the sea in that way, which demeans and humiliates his family and his supporters and which challenges religious provisions and feelings of Muslims,” he said.

Relax, rocker boi, in the end your father got what he was trying to get his whole life – 72 sturgeons.

10 Responses to “Chris Angel Omar bin Osama bin Laden Not Happy At The Way Daddy Was Disposed”

  1. Adrian Says:

    LOL, nice pun!

  2. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    This will just extend the cycle of violence. A community center and an elementary school should be named after Osama to appease the anger of this community. Maybe a subway station, or a bank tower.

  3. JDN Says:

    “to dispose of a person with such importance and status among his people, by throwing his body into the sea in that way, which demeans and humiliates his family and his supporters and which challenges religious provisions and feelings of Muslims”

    Thanks Omar, for Mission Accomplished in a nutshell.

  4. cudgel Says:

    And with Father’s Day just around the corner what’s a son(s) to do…send the ocean a card?

  5. tfhr Says:

    Rasta bin Laden.

  6. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    J.M. Keynes: In the long run, we’re all dead.
    Don’t rush things, spawn of a male who oft posed, but is now disposed.

    Cheers

  7. Mockingbird Says:

    Shut your piehole, Omar, or we’ll heave your guitar next.

  8. The Mayor Says:

    Well, you know what they say, Goth’s are total drama queens.

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  10. OMMAG Says:

    Omar bin Tosh

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