Joplin Destroyed, 125 Dead, Thousands Missing: Obama – See Ya On SUNDAY

Barack Obama channeled his inner Libertarian yesterday, as he announced he intends on staying out of everyone’s business by NOT visiting Joplin until Sunday, the day after he gets back from his vacation.

Some President’s – every one before Obama come to mind – felt it necessary to visit scenes of devastation when they occurred on American soil, to give support to the American people in their time of distress. But perhaps those President’s didn’t have a fancy dinner to attend, or a ping pong match with foreign leaders, or maybe they didn’t have a golf game scheduled, or whatever else women do while on vacation.

Those 125 dead folks from Joplin will still be dead on Sunday if and when Obama shows up. The 750 injured will still likely be injured and the thousands missing will still likely be missing. The destroyed town will still be destroyed and there will still be lots of chances for the perfect photo op when and if Obama arrives. Remember – he cares.

For now though, it’s off to the cricket pitch to watch a match. Later, to the pub for a half-pint of Guinness and maybe a bag of crisps. Tonight, a dinner at the palace and Shakespeare in the park.

Obama cares – just not so much THIS week. But come Sunday I’m sure his eyes will be leaking fluids. If he decided to go on Sunday. If not, maybe Monday. Or Tuesday.

6 Responses to “Joplin Destroyed, 125 Dead, Thousands Missing: Obama – See Ya On SUNDAY”

  1. Jim In OC Says:

    What a stupid piece of shit you have written? What a waste of bandwidth….

    Once again… What exactly President should do??? Leave the G8 meeting and give photo ops in Hillbilly heartland???

  2. cudgel Says:

    Aah cut the dude some slack, he’s busy gumming up the works in jolly ol’ England and them dead peoples aren’t going anywhere.

  3. The Mayor Says:

    Hillbilly heartland?

    Another compassionatte liberal, I see.

  4. cudgel Says:

    Does “OC” stand for Obama Country?

  5. Mr Fnortner Says:

    It would be nice to have a president who acts as useless as the Constitution intended him to be.

  6. Sisyphus Says:

    Jim in Obama Country:

    I am certain you applied this EXACT standard to George W. Bush when Katrina wiped out New Orleans. The feds did not instantly appear to help the fools who stared down a category 5 hurricane, and guess who was blamed?

    Oh, nice regional bigotry. Would this be an example of your “tolerance” for “diversity” ?

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