Superhero Week

Boy, Linda Carter sure has gone to shit.

You know what they say, if you don’t use it you lose it. If you have superpowers and don’t keep them finely tuned, one day those powers will simply evaporate. For instance, way back when, The Mayor had a really amazing superpower – he could drink a bucket of whiskey, and then he could dance and sing. He was amazing. The way he swayed back and forth, improvising songs that he really didn’t know – “And IIIIIIIII, will always wear shoooooooes, oh IIIIIII, will always just threws…..oh oh oh oh, IIIIIIII, EI, OI, always wear tubes, and IIIIII E IIII OOOOO, have no one but ruuuuues.”

Eat your cold heart out, Whitney Houston, you coked-out reprobate.

4 Responses to “Superhero Week”

  1. Andy Says:

    Those gold nipples are sexy…I don’t care who you are, you gotta admit it.

  2. Buck Says:

    Good LORD. Somewhere an Eastern Orthodox church is missing two onion domes.

  3. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    Andy
    Those are twist-to-open spigots.

    Cheers

  4. SOYLENT GREEN Says:

    I smell a recording contract.

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