Disgusting Nature Week
If nothing else, Disgusting Nature Week has taught us that our environment is perverted, is probably making fun of us behind our backs, and it can’t be trusted. As you have probably figured out by now, nature consists of little more that rocks and trees that are shaped like pee pees and poo poos with the occasional boobie tossed in for good measure. On the surface that’s not a bad thing, but we’re beyond surfacical…ahhhh…errrr….things.
Nature Week is now officially over, it has run its course and died a slow, painful death. Now we can move on to other, more important topics next week. And boy, The Mayor can’t wait for Things That Got Stuck To My Pelvis When I Was In Camp Week. Should be a goodin’, tell yer friends, ya rat bastards.