Piece Of Art Or Piece Of Shit?

 

Marc From Calgary was good enough to send The Mayor a Piece of Art or Piece of Shit? segment. When The Mayor first opened the YouTube video Marc sent, he thought to himself that it must be a piece of art because he couldn’t understand a damn thing about it. After watching it a second time, The Mayor then thought to himself that he was mistaken, because the video was indeed a piece of shit. The Mayor then viewed it a third time and nearly took his own life because it quickly dawned on him that he just watched close to 17 minutes of utter crap. Well, 17 minutes aint exactly QUICK, but whatever, whoever, and whatever.

Your mileage may vary. You may look at this video and have an epiphany (I believe that means “shit” in French). Or, you may love it. Or, you may just watch it for the tiny breasts the singer is sporting. Either way, The Mayor is eating steak tonight for dinner, and he never gives to charity. That has nothing to do with this post, but it’s probably interesting to the average Joe Sixpack to find out The Mayor eats high quality cuts of meat and gives not a shit about those less fortunate than himself (which is just about everybody).

The End.

9 Responses to “Piece Of Art Or Piece Of Shit?”

  1. Maximinus Thrax Says:

    Compared to Margie Gillis, the standard of art, this is, well I cannot say in a country without freedom of speech.

  2. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    With those shoes? Definitely Art!

    Cheers

  3. marc in calgary™ Says:

    When I saw the outfit, the small breasts and “those shoes”, I knew I could catch her, at least in the corners.

    I’d pay extra to see her clubbing Margie Gillis, if in fact that was as legal in Canada as harp seal killin’.

  4. Pizzamancer Says:

    Really? This rates Mitchieville? Ah well, to each his own I guess.

    On another note, does anyone here go to Burning Man?

  5. Jamesy Says:

    Meh with the puking. I’ve seen better- downtown Dublin any Saturday night. But. Margie Gillis! Now, THAT’S art! Her expressive dancing has inspired me since you posted it. Inspired me or depressed me. One or the other. I’m never sure which is which. Lolz.
    So, to recap: piece of shit.

  6. Andy Says:

    Mayor, when Marc sent me this video in a computer letter, I replied that this was the perfect fit for “Piece of art, or piece of shit.”

    You can always count on Marc when your blogging barrel needs to be scraped!

    He’s that kind of guy.

    Well done!

    Piece of shit…

    Oh…not you, or Marc…I mean the video.

    BTW, I watched it only once, and fast forwarded through a good bit of it. Probably only spent about three minutes total watching the piece of shit. I didn’t even watch it again on your blog. So, I’m approximately 14 minutes smarter than you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  7. marc in calgary™ Says:

    Apparently, the above video performance is the edited for the masses version.

    Here’s a full presentation of this event. Yes, 34.22 minutes of Nexus Vomitus. I looked fleetingly for a trail of gov’t grant money to this person, and as I cannot find any trail, I’m going with art, not PoS. Public funding being the #1 criteria in my decision today.

    http://showstudio.com/project/livestudio/session/millie_brown

    *Moonbattery and David Thompson’s blogs have covered this previously, I’d say The Mayor’s in good company. I’d like to see her do this with dyed gin or vodka on glass with perhaps some sort of disco ball hung overhead to enhance my ambience.

  8. Godless Commie Says:

    I managed to survive one minute nine seconds of this abortion.

    Piece of shit or piece of vomit? Works either way.

    An Aussie once referred to vomiting as a “technicolor yawn”. Very appropriate in this case.

    (Are those Birkenstock stilettos? If not, then this definitely can’t be art.)

  9. Stevo Says:

    Ya call that puking? Go to any suburban high school girls bathroom and you’ll see common, everyday type puking that puts this poser to shame.

    She should of at least had to decency to chug a couple quarts of fortified wine and give a good across the room power boot.

    There hasn’t been any real performance art since LePetomane.

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