Squeegie Kids Won’t Do You No Harm, Yo

Who would have guessed that The Mayor’s prom date from grade 13 would be squeegie-ing windshields 24 years later? Momoeisha had it all – good grades, good personality, and obvious good looks. Sure, Momoeisha retained her good looks – again, that’s obvious – but the lingering effects of Colonialism in Africa had a terrible, detrimental consequence on her life. Free housing, free healthcare, welfare cheques, free daycare, free food, free dental and free everything doesn’t dull the pain. It never will. Damn whitey.

5 Responses to “Squeegie Kids Won’t Do You No Harm, Yo”

  1. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    Gee, it is good to see Momoeisha. I still give her a check every month, just like you ordered, Mayor.

    As you can see, she bought new teeth, just like you wanted for her Christmas, er, Holiday present.

  2. marc in calgary™ Says:

    It doesn’t look like she enjoys work very much, I’m mildly offended, say maybe 15% offended, that you’d electronically print this photo of her not enjoying work in order to perpetuate the myth of how these people don’t enjoy work.
    What’s “grade 13″? is that an inside Mitchieville joke? we only have 12, and none of them are too difficult nowadays.

    *blue eye makeup? seriously? someone’s failed “Make-up 20″ at Scarborough High School #12

  3. ‘…the lingering effects of Colonialism in Africa had a terrible, detrimental consequence on her life’ | Five Feet of Fury Says:

    [...] free daycare, free food, free dental and free everything doesn’t dull the pain. It never will. Damn whitey.“ Posted in [...]

  4. mare Says:

    “filed under Oprah”

    hahahahahahaha

  5. The Mayor Says:

    Ya, I figured it was perfect for this post…lol.

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