Nicole Eggert – What Happened?
Most of you are probably looking back and forth at both pictures, trying to figure out if the blot on the right is actually Nicole Eggert. Sorry folks, it actually is.
But…but…bbbbut, what the hell happened, you ask? How can a woman who use to look like this, and this, and this, this this this this and this, now look like this? How did a woman with a washboard stomach end up being a broad with a tummy that resembles Freddy Kruger’s face? The Mayor cannot answer that, other than to say that it is a well known fact that pregnancy adds 175 lbs to a woman’s frame. And I guess Eggert is having triplets.