Nicole Eggert – What Happened?

Most of you are probably looking back and forth at both pictures, trying to figure out if the blot on the right is actually Nicole Eggert. Sorry folks, it actually is.

But…but…bbbbut, what the hell happened, you ask? How can a woman who use to look like this, and this, and this, this this this this and this, now look like this? How did a woman with a washboard stomach end up being a broad with a tummy that resembles Freddy Kruger’s face? The Mayor cannot answer that, other than to say that it is a well known fact that pregnancy adds 175 lbs to a woman’s frame. And I guess Eggert is having triplets.

5 Responses to “Nicole Eggert – What Happened?”

  1. mare Says:

    I’ve been out of town for awhile and I’m hitting the road again tomorrow. I’ve been perusing Mitchieville to catch up and I must say, mankind sucks.

    You clowns take care!

  2. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    Blame Bush? Blame Harris cuts to social spending? Blame the Jews?

    Blame anyone but the hand holding the mouth shovel.

  3. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    Okay, I blame Dalton.


  4. Rob in Katy Says:

    Her ankles look to be about ready to explode…and that ankle tattoo has stretched so much it is nearly transparent…

  5. Andrew Says:

    Nicole Eggert is inherently beautiful no matter what. She will slim down and then will dazzle men again.

    As a Jew, I would prefer it not to see conspiracy allegations blaming Jews with things negative. How about appreciation for the many positive things we have shared that have made the quality of life here better?

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