Red Headed Sperm Need Not Apply

Cryos, the world’s largest sperm bank (next to Lindsay Lohan, only difference is there are only deposits allowed at Lohan’s bank), is telling redheads that their sperm is not wanted anymore:

Demand for ginger-haired donors is so low that Cryos International says they needn’t bother donating.

“There are too many redheads in relation to demand,” Ole Schou, the director of Cryos, told the Danish newspaper, Ekstrabladet, according to London’s Telegraph.

Men with scarlett manes sell “like hot cakes” in Ireland, Schou said, but that’s about it.

Boy, that’s one hell of a comparison. Imagine being a successful hot cake vendor and someone asks you how business is, you can always reply, “Great, our hotcakes are selling like redheaded Irish sperm.”

The Mayor supposes the Viking look will never come back. When people think of redheads, they never think of people that look like this, this or this. They always think of people that look like this, this and this. And that’s a shame. That’s prejudice. Probably sexist or racist even. But you can’t fight personal choice. Hahaha, had ya going there, sure you can.

**When asked her opinion about red headed sperm, Paris Hilton replied, “I’ve only tried a few glasses, but I can’t tell the difference.”

***If you need someone to blame for this post topic, blame The Retired Geez, after all, he sent it to The Mayor via electronic letter.

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