Catrinel Menghia – Easy Like Sunday Morning
The Mayor went to a Christmas party last night, and believe it or not, there wasn’t one plate of Skor bars on the entire dessert table. Seriously. Not one bar. I know, a Christmas party without Skor bars. Keraaaazy, ainit?
That’s like having a Thanksgiving get-together but not having a turkey. Or having Easter with the kids and not having an Easter egg hunt. Or celebrating Ramadam and not killing a Jew or a Christian, or least not talking about killings Jews and Christians. It’s just not done.
Christmas is about Jesus, it’s about family, and it’s about Skor bars. Not Turtles, not Toblerone (although they both rock in the chocolate department), but rather Christmas is about Skor bars. Jesus, family, Skor bars. The trinity.
The Mayor truly believes he has found a woman that Marc in Calgary© will look at and say, “Yup, that broad gots some seriously goodly underwears.” He’s gunna say it, The Mayor is due for a little babeage praise. And he thinks he went fence by introducing Catrinel Menghia to center stage this morning. She’s a good looking dame and she wears some nice bikini/underwear thingies.
So, to recap – if you’re throwing a Christmas party, make sure you have an ample supply of Skor bars on hand, and, Catrinel Menghia has some decent undergarments in her closet.