If The Mayor was a betting man - and he is – he’d feel pretty confident laying down odds of 5/1 that the ass in the picture is easily going to rip that pole from the ground. Meaning, if you bet $5 and that ass rips the pole from the ground, you win $1. Plus your original $5 bet. That doesn’t sound right, let The Mayor go over that again – if you bet $1 and that ass doesn’t rip the pole out of the ground, you win $5. Plus your original bet of $1. No, no, no, that doesn’t seem right either. How about, if you give The Mayor $5 and that ass rips the pole out of the ground, you win $5. Meaning, you’ll have $10 in your pocket, or wherever you keep your money. But keep in mind that’s only if that ass rips the pole out of the ground. But the pole has to be completely ripped out of the ground, not just bent in half. For you to win, that ass has to rip the pole all the way out of the ground. Wrong. The Mayor meant it the other way. For you to win any money, that ass won’t be able to rip the pole from the ground. THEN, and only then are you entitled to any money.
C’mon ass, you can do it!