Not The Golden Arches
It’s obviously made from some sort of material that will not be discovered for many hundreds of years. Most likely it was formed, shaped and displayed by an ancient alien civilization who will one day come back to earth and reclaim what they think is rightfully theirs. And when that happens, every last one of you will come back to Mitchieville, look through the archives for this post, read it once again, and exclaim, “that son of a bitch was not half as batty as I thought he was.”
That’s right – The Mayor will laugh last.