Act 1, Scene 5

My sincere apologies if this letter causes any form of Irritation or embarrassment or,i would want to demand a high level of maturity from you while reading this letter.

This have I thought good to deliver thee, my dearest partner of greatness, that thou mightst not lose the dues of rejoicing, by being ignorant of what greatness is promised thee.

I am proposing a very high profiled business transaction to you with returns very lucrative. In the pursuit of this business, it involves huge specific amount that i can’t mention here for security reasons. I will need you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to your country.

Lay it to thy heart, and farewell.

If you feel you can handle this project, please let me know so that i send you attached comprehensive details of this transaction. I will prefer you reach me on my private email address ( you would be given more information upon your response to this correspondence.

To beguile the time, Look like the time; bear welcome in your eye, Your hand, your tongue: look like the innocent flower, But be the serpent under’t. He that’s coming Must be provided for: and you shall put This night’s great business into my dispatch; Which shall to all our nights and days to come Give solely sovereign sway and masterdom.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated but if you are not interested delete this email immediately.

Mr.Peter Lee. 

Only look up clear; To alter favour ever is to fear: Leave all the rest to me.

To be continued…

2 Responses to “Shakespam”

  1. dmorris Says:

    You’d be a darned fool to pass up this one,Mayor.

    I remember when you almost married that Nigerian Princess a few years ago,and what did you put in your bank account that time,2 million? Five million?

    I know I was consumed with envy.

    btw,is that Terence Stamp from “Far From the Madding Crowd”,the sheep castrating scene?


    “Knock, knock, knock. Tis an eqivocator.
    O come in equivocator.”

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