We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties
As at least some of you know by now, Mitchieville is running very slowly at times. We are experiencing what is known as “technical difficulties”. While The Mayor knows slightly less about computers and programming than a pylon, what he has learned from various sources is that a scripting error has caused Mitchieville to choke up.
The Mayor has been told to contact his webmaster, but truth be told, Mitchieville doesn’t have a webmaster. He’s dead. And for a good reason.
So, if you are a webmaster, or if you know a webmaster, please contact The Mayor at email@example.com . The pay is weak, the hours are long, and it may be the best job you have ever had in your life.
Remember though, a webmaster is not the same thing as a slavemaster. That’s very important to remember.