UK Headlines From The Year 2030
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world “Little India ” formerly known as Australia .
Jersey executes last remaining Greenie.
White minorities still trying to have English recognised as UK ’s third language.
Children from two-parent heterosexual families bullied in schools for being ‘different’. Tolerance urged.
Gay marriages now overtake heterosexual marriages as preferred ‘lifestyle’ choice.
Manchester schoolgirl expelled for not wearing Burqa: Being a Christian is no excuse says school. Sharia law must be enforced.
Japan announces that they will no longer consume whale meat as whales are now extinct and the scientific research fleet are unemployed. UK Government has told the Japanese that grey squirrels taste like whale meat.
Britain now has ten Universities of Political Correctness. Professor Goldman of LSPC says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop people saying what they think. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britain ’s deficit £10 trillion and rising. Government declares return to surplus in 100 years which is 300 years ahead of time. Prime Minister Mohammed Yousuf claims increased growth through more immigration is the secret to success.
Wall Street banks merge to form new super bank, Goldman Rothschild Ebeneezer Epstein Drescher (GREED): huge bonuses paid to executives to celebrate launch.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Castro finally dies at age 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally into the US, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
Post Office raises price of stamps to £18 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
After a 10-year £75.8 billion study, commissioned by the Labour Party, scientists prove diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of a British male drops to 18 stone.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Victims to be held partly responsible for crime.
New law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2035 as lethal weapons.
Inland Revenue sets lowest tax rate in decades at 75 per cent.
Bradford won this year’s FA Cup Final beating the Hindu Hornets