It Really Is The Favourite

The Mayor doesn’t have any hard stats on the subject, but he believes the bottom right stove element is used upwards of 86% of the time compared to the other elements. The Mayor wonders why we hate those other elements so much?

12 Responses to “It Really Is The Favourite”

  1. Ralph Says:

    WRONG! Us Lefties ( handed, that is) use the front-left exclusively. It also depends on the size of the element, it’s location as well as the location of the adjacent counter.
    Yes, I have an RANGE fetish. Not stove, not oven, It’s RANGE.

  2. The Mayor Says:

    So lefties use the back left, large burner on the STOVE when they cook?

    Hahaha, that’s keraaaaazy!

  3. Andy Says:

    My ex-daughter-in-law always used the right rear element on her electric range.

    She was retarded.

    We’ve been natural gas for years now, and use the front left almost exclusively (unless, of course, we’re cooking more than one dish). And, none of us are left-handed. It has to do with where The Mrs. chose to set the cooking utensils.

    It’s a long story.

  4. RiverRat Says:

    Wanna see the size of my element?

  5. cudgel Says:

    I would have gladly settled for any element no matter the location being used 86% but none of the ex’s were keen on hanging their tits over the stove so all elements pretty much remained cherry.

  6. dmorris Says:

    That stove’s cooktop is the reverse of mine. The big burner is on the front left,and is used the most because it is made to heat up the fastest.

    I guess we know who does the cooking around YOUR house,Mayor.

  7. ebt Says:

    I think you need to be careful about using your heating elements fairly and equitably. You don’t want them holding grudges.

    After all, an element never forgets…

  8. The Mayor Says:

    Very true, you don’t want to upset the elements.

    The Mayor’s RANGE is larger and more powerful than most, if not all the ranges on the market. Although that’s beside the point. The configuration is different than the one in the picture as well: the two larger elements are at the front and the two tiny one’s are at the back. There is also a warming element between the two tiny elements.

    It’s the way things should be.

  9. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    For serious stuff:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzzcmvBXmkA

    Cheers

  10. Alexb Says:

    Going by the description of the Mayor’s Range,he is the proud owner of a ceramic element glass top.
    It’s all the range.

  11. Buck Says:

    Au is my favorite element.

    Those glass-topped stoves are a right royal PITA to keep clean. I hate mine. It really doesn’t care how **I** feel about it, though. Or mebbe it does, seein’ as how it keeps demanding to be cleaned.

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