That’ll Teach John Kerry To Bring Home Hunt’s Ketchup

According to someone or another, the reason John Effin’ Kerry is sporting Irish sunglasses today isn’t because he didn’t do the dishes last night and Teresa kicked the living snot out of him (completely plausible), but because he got injured in a hockey game:

John Kerry sported two black eyes at an event at the White House celebrating the Boston Bruins Monday. The Senator’s office confirms that Kerry recently broke his nose playing ice hockey.

Since when is ringette referred to as hockey?

Nice try, Kerry. Besides, the ringette league doesn’t give out medals based on phony injuries.

** BTW – did the haughty looking senator from Massachusetts ever sign Form 180, releasing his military records? (The Mayor honestly doesn’t know).

5 Responses to “That’ll Teach John Kerry To Bring Home Hunt’s Ketchup”

  1. mikeg81 Says:

    Broke his nose playing ice hockey? WTF did he do, do the dance with the local beer league enforcer?

  2. Buck Says:

    F*ck Kerry. That said, I have a lot more respect for Tim Thomas today.

  3. RiverRat Says:

    Maybe Kerry (who served in Viet Nam) was riding with that Saudi chick in the SUV. I’m just say-in.

  4. The Mayor Says:

    Now THAT’S funny!

  5. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    Didn’t have someone check to see if he’d tied his laces properly?


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