More Dentist’s Recommend Viceroys

The Mayor’s dentist didn’t recommend Viceroys but he did recommend The Mayor brush after every meal. “Screw you, you hack”, replied The Mayor.

Does he think time grows on trees? If The Mayor brushed after every meal, he’d have no time to enjoy three packs of smokes a day.

Jerk.

3 Responses to “More Dentist’s Recommend Viceroys”

  1. Andy Says:

    Benson & Hedges man, myself.

    Started young with Salem’s, but I understand they drown witches, so screw them Jerks, too.

    Always wanted to smoke a Chesterfield, seeing as it was President Reagan’s brand.

    Never did.

    One of my two or three regrets in life.

  2. dmorris Says:

    I smoked “Viceroys” once in a while,not bad,milder than “Camels”, but not nearly as “cool”,and no one would walk any distance at all for a Viceroy.

    I tried “Lark” and “Kent” cigarettes,too. Nope, crappy smokes. “Marlboros”? A case of cancer in every pack,those f’in’ things were strong!

    I don’t want to start hostilities,but Canadian smokes,”Export A”,”Sportsman”,”Players”, are way better than Yankee cigarettes.

    And,I have to admit,that Mexican tobacco they used to sell at all the Rock Festivals back in the ’60’s beat the hell outta the smokes of BOTH their northern neighbours!

  3. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    Smoking Chesterfields are often the result of house fires.

    Cheers

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