Reproductive Rights….Rights, You’re Bloody Well Rights

Ever since Rush Limbaugh called some college slut a slut, it seems that every other article in every publication has to do with reproductive rights. Boring. Even though the American economy is a disaster of Biblical proportions, Obama is on the verge of having Iran bombed to rubble, even though gas and food prices have skyrocketed over the last few years; even though housing has tanked and isn’t going to recover soon, even though America is $125 trillion in debt and is increasing its debt by $1.5 trillion a year – even though this, that and the other are happening at breakneck speed, the media is transfixed again on reproductive rights.

Holy shit, pass the Tylenol.

It makes sense to the left to keep harping on non-issue issues – like gay marriage, reproductive rights, whether Sloopy or whatever her pickle is called from Jersey Shore, whether she’ll have a boy idiot baby or a girl idiot baby. From a liberal standpoint, it makes sense to talk about this nonsense because it moves the spotlight away from the disaster the liberals have left America in, and puts the spotlight directly on the Conservatives. Conservatives must defend hypothetical situations, and the liberals get a free pass for destroying the USA. Being the drooling mutts that they are, the media lap it all up and encourage the fringe left to keep it going.

Reproductive rights. Every last boring Hollywood fool has been trotted out and asked their stupid opinion on the issue. Every last one of them play the martyr and tell sad tales about how horrible life has been because of Conservatives. Every last one of these useless idiots say the same, worn-out lie as the last useless idiot said: Conservatives = evil. Liberals = champions.

The latest useless Hollywood idiot to mouth off is none other than Anjelica Huston – please help us God. It seems that every last barren womb is on the TV speaking nonsense as if they had half a brain in their ugly head. My Lord, Anjelica Huston has dust mites in her barren womb and here she is talking about how Conservatives want to take away women’s reproductive rights. And who is she saying this to? Rosie O’Donnell. The Mayor kids you not. Possibly the ugliest actress ever, talking to a lesbian about reproductive rights.

The Mayor is about to say something that is absolutely true, but very seldom ever spoken: most Conservatives not-so-secretly want every single liberal to have full reproductive rights – if “reproductive rights” means free access to abortion and contraceptives. Most Conservatives – The Mayor included – also want every last liberal to have access to euthanasia and whatever other devices, pills, health care, weapons, bridges, or anything on this earth, that lets liberals snuff out the lives of their own. Sounds cruel? Tofu is cruel, The Mayor is only talking truth.

If liberals want contraceptives, give them everything they need. If that stops more liberals from being born, give them condoms by the skid load. If they want to euthanize their liberal parents, pass them a  handfull of cyanide pills. If they want to abort future liberal voters, hop up on the table bitch and spread ‘em.

Liberals are useless and value nothing, let’s stop messing around and let’s start saying what needs to be said. Liberals are destroying this world and it is time they hear the hard, honest truth – and that truth is that most Conservatives hate them. The Mayor sure as hell does. The Mayor doesn’t like most Conservatives, but liberals are just plain evil.

When it comes to reproductive rights, Conservatives need to encourage any form of anything that stops liberals from breeding. Conservatives should encourage other Conservatives to have 20 children a family, but when it comes to liberals, make it easy for them to get rid of each other. It’s for the common good. It’s actually for the children. Not their children, ours, after all, theirs are typically in a bag in a dumpster behind an abortion clinic.

Oh, and Anjelica Huston sucks monkey balls and has a face like a rats ass.

Happy St Paddy’s.

5 Responses to “Reproductive Rights….Rights, You’re Bloody Well Rights”

  1. dmorris Says:

    “Most Conservatives – The Mayor included – also want every last liberal to have access to euthanasia and whatever other devices, pills, health care, weapons, bridges, or anything on this earth, that lets liberals snuff out the lives of their own. Sounds cruel? Tofu is cruel, The Mayor is only talking truth.”

    Mayor, you weren’t supposed to let that SECRET out! That was the last thing we in the Great Right-Wing Conspiracy wanted them F***ers ta know!

    Now, you know I’ve grown fond of you,in a decent Grandfatherly way,so it won’t be ME that does it,BUT, don’t answer your door after dark, and get someone you don’t like to start your car in the morning.

  2. “Possibly the ugliest actress ever, talking to a lesbian about reproductive rights” — mooseandsquirrel.ca Says:

    [...] favorite piece yet on the slut-induced reproductive rights outrage that got lefties’ knickers in a twist: If liberals want contraceptives, give them everything they need. If that stops more liberals from [...]

  3. Redneck, teabaggin' bitch Says:

    I like the cut of your jib, and would like to subscribe to your newlsetter.

  4. Covert Conservative Says:

    Well put !!
    I can’t even express my frustration over how the MSM and the professional left have successfully “community organized” so much of the population into distraction.

    Im quitting Facebook because of all of the agitation tripe that Media Matters cranks out getting posted on my wall by brain dead lib friends. I started posting some opposing content from ” The Peoples Cube” and was accused of (well, I won’t fill your comments with lib spew). Check out their posters about “the war on women”….

    http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/tales-from-the-war-on-women-t8608.html

  5. robins111 Says:

    That is hysterically funny, I’ve gotta come here often.. you’re right about Huston, her head looks like a can of crushed foreskins.

    The best birth control ever invented,she’s ugly… now conception assistance in her case would be a paper bag.

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