I Pity The Foo

The Mayor’s favourite quote by Mr T goes something like this, “As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.”

He probably never said that, but who really cares? Not The Mayor, that’s for daaaaamn sure.

Here’s another quote Mr T may or may not have said (he never said it, but it’s appropriate and timely) “Someone should tell that poor girl that the machine she’s on aint gonna get her to the boofaaaay table any quicker.”

Mr T – you’ll be the death of us.

4 Responses to “I Pity The Foo”

  1. marc in calgary™ Says:

    I bet with the compression going on between her thighs, that her bush looks the same as Mr. T’s.

  2. dmorris Says:

    I had no idea Mr.T was so witty. His lady love should have sweated off that over-ripeness in about ten viewings.

  3. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    Mister T is becoming sexually aroused at the sight of all that sexually arousing fat woman.

    He can get his jollies feeding her, or get his jollies by running his hands over her fold of fat.

    Criticism of either is racism. Accept fat, fascists.

  4. Cyndi Says:

    I say good for her.

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