It Must Be On Sale

“Freshness you can Taste.”

Indeed.

When you can get Shitdick for less than .25 cents per 100 grams, cram as much into your cart as you can. Deals like that don’t come by every day. And considering Shitdick isn’t even in season, wow, what a bargoonie! Unless you live in San Fran or Toronto, then Shitdick is available for cheap every few blocks.

6 Responses to “It Must Be On Sale”

  1. dmorris Says:

    This DOESN’T tittilate my culinary curiosity. Perhaps I’ve lived in the Bible Belt too long.

  2. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    This is the spread of the Joketurd mentality

  3. joketurd in calgary™ Says:

    Haters gotta hate.

  4. marc in calgary™ Says:

    Hey that Shitdick™ is being sold by the 473 ml size, that’s liquid Shitdick™

    Does it need to be frozen for full penetration?

  5. paul mitchell Says:

    I wasn’t completely grossed out until reading Marc’s comment.

  6. marc in calgary™ Says:

    Your site was really good Paul… all the best.

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