Zimmerman Bombshells

What is Kathy Shaidle’s golden rule?

Wait for evidence before jumping to conclusions.

4 Responses to “Zimmerman Bombshells”

  1. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    I think the vast right wing conspiracy has all the facts in the case and is setting up the bolshevik press and a few democrat pols up for a great fall.

  2. dmorris Says:

    I deeply and profoundly regret jumping to the conclusion that Zimmermann was a Jew, even if it was only meant as a parody of all those lunatics on the internet who see everything as a Jewish/Zionist conspiracy.

    I would have eventually gotten around to claiming that Trayvon was also a Jew and this was merely inter-factional warfare,but that spinster lady sabotaged all that.

    For evidence,I had intended to post a picture of Sammy Davis Jr., a Jew,just to show that all Jews are Black, unless they aren’t,like Zimmermann,who was an Hispanic/White/Peruvian/Jew.

    I had also intended to query as to whether there is any truth to the rumor that Zimmermann is a distant relative of Yma Sumac,but sadly, never got the chance, cut off at the knees by that bitter old single lady who suffers from vaginal dryness.

    This whole thing MIGHT have raised the Mitchieville humour quotient by a good.0024%,and just MIGHTA vaulted us back into contention!


    The most disgusting part of this whole affair, was the President of the United States shooting his big racist mouth off before the facts were known in order to score cheap political points for HIMSELF!

  3. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    That was one of the nicest confessions I have ever read, dmorris.

    I hope the bitter single old lady who suffers from vaginal dryness can find in your new found abject words the satisfaction she cannot find in her house cats, yappy poodle, nor New Orleans mail order shower attachments.

  4. The Mayor Says:

    She has a gravelly voice and smokes non-filtered cigarettes.

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