No One Likes Chelsea Clinton

Perhaps not EVERYONE hates her. The Mayor is sure her mom and dad still like her, but when it comes to her performance as a “reporter”,  there aint much love for her in TV land:

The former first daughter’s new job as a correspondent for NBC News has gotten off to a rocky start — and, after just two on-air pieces (thus far) for “Rock Center with Brian Williams” and the “NBC Nightly News,” she has become the target of withering criticism from inside the TV world.

And it’s only getting worse.

A piece headlined “Chelsea Clinton, TV’s Dork Diva, Struggles at NBC” that appeared last week on the media site has renewed questions about her qualifications for the job — and NBC’s motives for hiring her.

Even before Clinton agreed to join NBC last fall, the perception was that “the news channels were auditioning for her — not the other way around,” the article stated.

One high-ranking (and unidentified) NBC exec reportedly told colleagues after meeting with Clinton, 32, that “she was going to be simply ‘terrible’ on television.”

It’s easy to see what has happened so far. NBC hired Chelsea as a favour to Bill and Hillary, and to gain favour among their liberal brethren. Even though Chelsea obviously has a face for radio, and zero experience in the jouralista field, NBC hired her anyway. Although lacking any experience, NBC figured any idiot nowadays can be a journalista, and she would eventually grow into her role – much like a fungus grows on the scrotum if said scrotum isn’t properly washed. Unfortunately for NBC, Chelsea washes her scrotum, so to date her yeast infection has not grown like NBC would have hoped.

Chelsea Clinton is ability challenged, but NBC doesn’t hire on ability anyway, so that’s no biggie. Ratings at NBC have been going down faster than Obama on a plate of Chihuahua, but ratings don’t seem to matter to them, what seems to matter is carrying the water for the democrats. With that in mind, Chelsea is perfect and should fit in well with all the other malcontents, affirmative action hires, and crazed journalistas that infest the halls of 30 Rock.

11 Responses to “No One Likes Chelsea Clinton”

  1. dmorris Says:

    Didja ever hear the old joke about Chelsea, “Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?”

    Answer: “Because her real Dad is Janet Reno”.

    This alleged “joke” was needlessly cruel,and hurt many people’s feelings on so many levels!

    I am just pleased as punch that I blog only at sites such as THIS one,that will NOT have any part of cruel humour.

    We’re goddamned sweethearts here! ;-)

  2. Mr Fnortner Says:

    What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?

    Well, they can’t all be the masterpiece that Chris Cuomo is. Reminds me somewhat of that useless Kennedy chick that ran for senator from NY.

  3. Buck Says:

    Even though Chelsea obviously has a face for radio…

    She looks just like her Mom! Mebbe Barack can find an opening for her in his cabinet. Like next to the (ahem) dog treats.

  4. Andy Says:

    I’ve always felt sorry for Chelsea, having watched her grow up.

    She is very attractive now, compared to when she was a child. I swear to God, she was probably the ugliest girl on the planet. But, she’s at least pleasant looking now.

    But, Jeez Louise! Look what she had throwing her together! Bubba (who I still believe was fathered by a Kennedy…seriously, I do…not joking), and SuperSkaggot!

    All that being said, I haven’t caught those two big news pieces she starred in. I thought she was an investment banker, or some such shit…the ones Obama vilifies & favors when he’s not on vacation.

    Odd this. I’m wondering if she got fired from Wall Street. Oh wait…stupid thought. ;)

  5. nancy Says:

    no,no, no Amy Carter was the ugliest child ever.

  6. Andy Says:

    Crap, Nancy!!! I was thinking about Amuh when I wrote Chelsea…

    Once again, you are right. That poor child got run through the ugly woods, and hit every tree! I wonder what she looks like now…hang on…

    Okay. I stand corrected. Thanks, Nancy. I doubt I shall be able to digest my supper.

  7. The Mayor Says:

    Amy was the ugliest first kid ever. And Billy Carter was the smartest president’s brother.

  8. Andy Says:

    Damn right, Mitch! I remember an interview on 60 minutes with Ms. Lillian. I think it was the fox news guys now dead daddy, or it could have been Moreley Safer that asked Ms. Lillian if she thought Billy should run for President after Jimmuh’s terms were through.

    Ms. Lillian said, (paraphrased) “No! If he wins, we’ll be in a fix. Jimmy’s not smart enough to run the gas station.”

  9. nancy Says:

    oh my, the poor thing, ROTFLMAO

  10. The Mayor Says:

    Absolutely classic. I’ll remember to retell that a few thousand times in the future.

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