Chelsea Clinton Is “Stunning.” Really???

In the Yahoo article where The Mayor pulled this picture from (how Yahoo continues to get crappier every day amazes The Mayor), Chelsea Clinton is described as “stunning.” The Mayor still hasn’t wrapped his head around that one yet. Maybe she’s stunning in the same way as a kick to the balls is stunning. But beautiful stunning? Hell no. She looks like her mother, and The Mayor means that in the cruelest way possible. If she wanted to complete the Hilary look, she might want to consider holding a pair of testicles in her claw.

Although Chelsea is on the red carpet, she would look better rolled up in a red carpet. And tossed from a moving van. The last time The Mayor saw a head that round it had a candle in it. The last time The Mayor saw a face that mangled was during the 2008 Islamic Olympics Women Catch The Acid Competition. Although The Mayor has to admit the clutch purse Chelsea is holding is pretty cute. But The Mayor doubts it holds much kibble and or bits.

9 Responses to “Chelsea Clinton Is “Stunning.” Really???”

  1. dmorris Says:

    “Maybe she’s stunning in the same way as a kick to the balls is stunning. But beautiful stunning? Hell no. She looks like her mother, and The Mayor”.

    Well said,Mayor, but what the hell is that last statement all about,”looks like her mother and the Mayor”?!!

    YOU did Hilary Clinton?

    I’ll assume profound drunkenness was at play.

  2. The Mayor Says:

    You purposely didn’t read the entire sentence. And The Mayor…

  3. cudgel Says:

    Poor thing, under that horrid tent are those fireplug legs she unfortunately inherited from her mother. I’d like to be the optimist for her husband’s sake and say that she had her father’s libido but let’s be honest here…pry those pins apart and a light comes. It had to be said.

  4. joketurd in calgary™ Says:

    Is this monday’s “Hot or Not” ?

    Well it’s my first day of being unemployed in awhile. I did take 1 day off last year in October but I was sick and didn’t actually leave the bed except to make coffee and then puke it up later.

    So, any port in a storm I say, she’s wildly beautiful.

    This is “hot or not” right?

  5. joketurd in calgary™ Says:

    Can you see the faint outline where her underwear is?

    yum I say.

    yum.

  6. billb0925 Says:

    She’s looked better, but even at her best you can’t help but see her mama peeking through. It’s going to be hard to wash the Hillary off that poor girl’s face…

  7. Mr Fnortner Says:

    I, for one, am stunned. According to Google, stun = “Knock unconscious or into a dazed or semiconscious state. Astonish or shock (someone) so that they are temporarily unable to react.”

  8. Chelsea Clinton Wisdom | Nazi Surf Kittens Must Die Says:

    [...] her claw…The last time The Mayor saw a head that round it had a candle in it.” — The Mayor Like this:LikeBe the first to like this [...]

  9. LC Aggie Sith Says:

    By all that is holy,I sure hope the dress isn’t sheer…

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