Formerly, Eh?

The only way this man is not currently obese is if he’s actually 22′ 9″ tall. By that measure the man’s a bone-rack. Grab Delroy a cheeseburger and fries, the poor bastard is withering away!

5 Responses to “Formerly, Eh?”

  1. dmorris Says:

    Take a look at that guy,what a great NHL goaltender he’d make! I figure he’s about 6 feet tall by 4 feet wide, just like an NHL goal net!

    Better than Bryzgalov,anyway.

    Somebody feed the poor guy lest he wastes away and never fulfills his dream of starring for the Chicago Black Hawks!

  2. The Mayor Says:

    Funnily enough, I heard or read, or dreampt, or am making this up, but they (whoever *they* are The Mayor has no idea) put this huge guy between the pipes to test the theory that massive guys could save every puck. Turned out false. Fat guys are just bad goaltenders.

    But linebackers? Now we be talkin’.

  3. Mr Fnortner Says:

    Now he’s an obese woman?

  4. Buck Says:

    Fat guys are just bad goaltenders.

    Did “they” try sumo wrestlers? THOSE fat guys are quick on their feet, but skates might be another story.

  5. Charlie Says:

    Maybe “Formerly Obese Man” was actually meant to describe what this guy just had for lunch? The man looks like he might have a hankering for fatties.

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