Glamourous

It’s a sight to behold when all the beautiful peoples get together under one roof. It takes The Mayor’s breath away when he sees all these fabulous and gorgeous peoples gathered together. Take Donatella Versace, as an example. Strikingly good looks, obvious superior muscle tone, and when she smiles she could light up all of North Korea for upwards of 3.5 hours. Ans she’s also a wonderful human being as you can clearly see. Imagine, raising her hand to stop traffic so the regular Joe’s can get out of their Smart cars in order to get a picture of her. Wow, she’s awesome. Woe is The Mayor. Woe, woe, woe.

11 Responses to “Glamourous”

  1. vanderleun Says:

    Where was this gala?

  2. The Mayor Says:

    At a facial reconstruction clinic, The Mayor believes.

  3. dmorris Says:

    Looks like a dissipated version of Herman Munster.

  4. The Mayor Says:

    Herman? As in Andy?

  5. marc in calgary™ Says:

    As in “Dusty Rose Bedroom” Andy?

    Mr. Mayor, were you fresh out of bikini shots of Donatella?

    http://www.justjared.com/2008/12/24/donatella-versace-is-a-bikini-babe/all-comments/

  6. Stevo Says:

    Those Allman Brothers don’t age very well.

  7. dmorris Says:

    Must be Duane,Stevo, Greg’s much fatter these days.

  8. lancedeboyle Says:

    I’m pretty sure that’s Steven Tyler.

    Or possibly Professor Squidward.

    http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120408094850/spongebob/images/6/66/Professor_Squidward_AlterEgo.png

  9. Godless Commie Says:

    Those Versaces are such fashion trend-setters.

    This year it’s the zombie look. And no need for paid models.

  10. Stevo Says:

    Come on, I’m not the only one.

    It’s those ropey biceps and sagging underarm wattles that hooked you as well.

    Don’t deny it.

  11. The Mayor Says:

    Who’s denying it?

    Oohhhhh, you must be talking about Hendrick.

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