Caption This

The Mayor isn’t known for being able to come up with decent captions to pictures, but he’s going to give it a try today. Here goes: “Hey, you filthy, diseased alcoholic, get out of the water before I smash your skull in with my giant boat.”

Perhaps you can do better, you seem to have a better imagination than The Mayor. Like the time you ate french fries with applesauce. You’re keraaaazy!

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13 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. RiverRat Says:

    “The rain seems a little heavier today, Watson.”

  2. marc in calgary™ Says:

    “Winnipeg, Gateway to the West”

  3. HD Says:

    Mary Poppins – The Later Years.

  4. Retired Geezer Says:

    Ex-president with his favorite umbrella.

  5. Andy Says:

    Mitch…this isn’t going well.

    If you want to do a “Caption This” deal, pick a photo of a woman with her boobs hanging out or something.

    Just sayin’…

  6. Pseudonym Says:

    Andy’s right. The picture isn’t conducive to freelance captions. In fact most people upon gazing at the post have left your sight and headed straight to the BBC’s daily lady in waiting.

  7. The Mayor Says:

    Do you have a link?

  8. duster Says:

    Take our taste challenge.
    Your regular bottled beer vs our smooth, easy-drinking Harbour Water™.
    We think you’ll agree, it’s that distinctive Bunker C sheen that makes it special.

    Harbour Water™
    “With just a hint of bilge”

  9. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    It’s the New Tide!

    Cheers

  10. Andy Says:

    Thanks, Pseudo. I needed some backup on that comment, and I’m proud that you did me a solid.

    I swear, Viv was as hot as hell in July in her younger days…

    (Like, before Fred just wrung all the sexy out of her…)

  11. Pseudonym Says:

    Sorry Mayor she’s only in the print edition. BBC hasn’t figured out how to post photos on their website.

    By the way Andy did you catch the set of tits on my Bikini Sunday post?

  12. B.C. Says:

    Scottish Navy SEALS: Train Like You Fight, Fight Like You Train!

    “Return To Chappaquiddick”

    Sink or Swim: Why Choose One When You Can Do Both?

  13. Mr Fnortner Says:

    “Return To Chappaquiddick” FTW.

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