Joketurd
A seal walks in to a bar and the bartender says to him, “what can I get you?”
And the seal replies, “anything but a Canadian Club.”

A seal walks in to a bar and the bartender says to him, “what can I get you?”
And the seal replies, “anything but a Canadian Club.”

July 14th, 2012 at 10:21 am
Or a bus trip from London Ontario to Philadelphia with 3 other seals, not thanks.
July 14th, 2012 at 2:20 pm
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
July 14th, 2012 at 3:33 pm
A termite walks into a bar and asks, “where is the bar tender?
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July 14th, 2012 at 5:56 pm
I love bar jokes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDowTz8-Vno
July 14th, 2012 at 6:59 pm
John Stamos walks into a bar.
The bartender says,”John Stamos! We have a drink named after you!”
John Stamos says,”You have a drink named Secret Fag?”
That’s Gilbert Gottfried’s joke.
July 15th, 2012 at 11:46 am
What shakes up the bottom of the sea? A nervous wreck.
What??