Joketurd

A seal walks in to a bar and the bartender says to him, “what can I get you?”

And the seal replies, “anything but a Canadian Club.”

6 Responses to “Joketurd”

  1. Paul Merrifield Says:

    Or a bus trip from London Ontario to Philadelphia with 3 other seals, not thanks.

  2. beachnut Says:

    Two peanuts walk into a bar.
    One was a salted.

  3. The Mayor Says:

    A termite walks into a bar and asks, “where is the bar tender?

  4. nancy Says:

    I love bar jokes :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDowTz8-Vno

  5. dance...dancetotheradio Says:

    John Stamos walks into a bar.
    The bartender says,”John Stamos! We have a drink named after you!”
    John Stamos says,”You have a drink named Secret Fag?”

    That’s Gilbert Gottfried’s joke.

  6. mare Says:

    What shakes up the bottom of the sea? A nervous wreck.

    What??

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