Joketurd

I was driving down the street with my Indian girlfriend and she starts rubbing my leg, and she says to me, “you’re passionate, you’re passionate”, so i told her, “honey, let’s wait until we get back to the motel room.” and she says, “no, the liquor store, you’re passionate.”

And then another tooth fell out of her mouth.

5 Responses to “Joketurd”

  1. dmorris Says:

    The only Indian joke I can remember: how do we know the toothbrush is an Indian invention?

    Because if a White Man had invented it,it would be called a teethbrush.

    Sorry, but that’s it! :-(

  2. Andy of the red letter type, or possibly of the white letter type. Says:

    Don, we use that one on Arkansans here in the US.

    I’m sorry, too… :)

  3. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    And then …
    http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/india-higgs-discuss-boson-16745283#.UAyTLY53GCE

    Cheers

  4. marc in calgary™ Says:

    Indians, always getting the short end of the stick.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm

    My apology for linking to the BBC.

  5. dmorris Says:

    Well, “marc in calgary TM”, them condoms pictured are way too big for my horse,let alone m’self!

    Those ones must be destined for Bechuannaland,where apparently the men are Big and Tall.

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