Driving Tip #232

Not everyone can afford an expensive GPS for their car. Not everyone can afford a cheap GPS for their car. Not everyone can afford a car. Many who can afford a car shouldn’t be driving in the first place, but that’s a post for another day. Thanks to a generous grant from the Ministry of Transportation and the Arts Council of Canada, Mitchieville Drives® presents to you an inexpensive alternative to the common GPS – Post-It Notes.

Follow the instructions above, and in no time you will be as up-to-date in your automobile guidance system as the lugan driving the Beamer beside you.

But Post-It-Notes are expensive, you say? Sure, they can be expensive, but try this little trick: Steal them from work, or have someone you know steal them from work and give them to you. BAM, problem solved, biznitch!

Brought to you by Mitchieville Drives®, helping drivers’ help themselves for over half a year.

3 Responses to “Driving Tip #232”

  1. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    I see many people using their laptops when they drive.

  2. Buck Says:

    I surely miss the free Post-Its now that I’m retired. Other stuff, too. Like the money.

  3. marc in calgary™ Says:

    Sometimes I buy Post-Its™ from Staples™, which was helped along the way by Bain Capital™ .. I’m going there today to pick up a new laptop battery I ordered a couple of weeks ago. My very comfortable computer chair, printer, ink and paper, are from there, heck they even sell staples! go figure.

    All of this helped along by the current contender for President™
    Who I didn’t see, using Post-Its™ for his speech last night. Clint™ was funny too, he didn’t use Post-Its™ either. I would have enjoyed hearing him tell the current office holder to “Get off My Lawn™ “.

    What’s “Satnav”? Is it something that comes on the new Cadillac™ and does it deserve a “™” of its own ? If this is on the new Cadillac™ then I’m not likely to be familiar with it until about 2022 or thereabouts.

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