The 10 Most Revolting Women on the Planet–#8 Madonna

Madonna is another creature that could have easily been the first choice for the most revolting woman on the planet. Hell, she could have captured the top three spots all by herself. She has managed to offend pretty much everybody in her lifetime, and she makes no qualms about it, she just goes on with her demented life, talking in a fake British accent, adopting children and harvesting them for spare parts, trying to convince people that the freak-show cult she belongs to is nothing short of normal, and of course, preaching love and tolerance by offending Christians and their beliefs.

Madonna is a real work of art. Having said that, art is subjective, and that nearly always means that art is shit. So, what that really means is that Madonna is shit. Following those lines, Madonna is true art in its purest form. Perhaps the artsiest woman I have ever seen. She has art oozing from her every pore. Yup, she’s an arthead.

From the look of that picture, you could drive a truck through the space of her teeth. Although most of us would rather drive a railroad spike through her forehead. Her vagina? Same thing, you could drive a truck or a railroad spike through it. She wouldn’t notice, she’s just go about eating her salami sandwich and listening to her IPod.

I have never found Madonna attractive, I’m not sure that I have ever met anyone that has found Madonna attractive. Even if she did have a hint of attractiveness, it is instantly wiped out by her pomposity and pretentiousness. When all is said and done, she’s just a worn out clown who made her millions by dancing like a whore and singing disgusting lyrics. So what, I can take a shit and read the newspaper at the same time, send Fenris money.

Madonna comes in #8, I wish it could be higher but we have an extremely shitty crop of losers this year, so she’ll have to take #8. There’s always next year, and hell knows, Madonna isn’t getting any better.

8 Responses to “The 10 Most Revolting Women on the Planet–#8 Madonna”

  1. Dan Says:

    I can’t believe how nasty and mean you can be to a person. Madonna, like everyone else has feelings and there is no excuse for the horrible things you say. She is definitely NOT revolting! Think of your mother, sister, girlfriend or friend and how they would feel if they constantly read the attacks published. Whitney Houston, Elvis, Anna Nicole and on and on were also attacked this way and it took their death for people to realize that they’re as human as anyone else!

  2. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    What an awesome comment, Dan.

  3. nancy Says:

    she’s a piece of shit

  4. marc in calgary™ Says:


    Is this, “Work of art”? or “Piece of shit”? is that it? It’s been awhile since this “Art or Shit” was featured here @ Mitchieville. Art it is, for the same reason cited above in The Mayor’s™ opening statement.

    I’m going with Art. I was attracted to Madonna for about 5 minutes when her album, I believe they were still pressing albums at this time, “Like a Virgin” was released.
    Caution, I had to watch the entire 30 seconds of commercial preceding this video with no ability to skip after the first 5 seconds like on videos of lesser, less filled with Art, quality. Does she still have that pimple on her upper lip area? I bet it’s ready.

    Now however, I think that Elton John is correct in his assessment of Madonna, and that perhaps driving a milk truck through her vag is part of her performance art.

    Please note for the record, that those 5 minutes were a long time ago, and that I was certainly drunk for much of the decade on either side of those 5 minutes in question.

  5. The Mayor Says:

    The Mayor agrees with Dan, Madonna is a piece of shit.

  6. marc in calgary™ Says:

    Wait just a second there…
    In paragraph 2 I found this:
    “Madonna is true art in its purest form. Perhaps the artsiest woman I have ever seen.”

    Are you drunk? It’s past 3 pm here.

  7. dmorris Says:

    Can I ,as an old timer comment on Madonna,whom I see as a young hottie,plastic surgery division??

    If she is #8, wahoom is number one gonna be? I await breathlessly.

  8. lancedeboyle Says:

    “Like a virgin.”

    There’s the clue. The album didn’t say, “A virgin.” It offered a simile. Madonna was something LIKE a virgin. That is, as with a virgin, no one had porked her gapped teeth.

    That’s why I applaud Nancy’s comment. “She’s a piece of shit.” [honest metaphor] Not merely LIKE a piece of shit. [cowardly simile]

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