He Should Be Fine

From Netdoctor:

The aims of cardiopulmonary resuscitation are twofold.

  1. Firstly, to artificially pump blood out of the heart and round the body – this is provided by the chest compressions (check)
  2. And secondly, to artificially blow oxygen into the lungs – this is done by artificial respiration.

The blowing oxygen into the lungs hasn’t taken place yet, but if pressing on the groin to pump blood out of the heart is any indication where this CPR procedure is heading, The Mayor can’t wait to see where the young lady intends to blow to clear the guys lungs.

That is all.

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3 Responses to “He Should Be Fine”

  1. beachnut Says:

    Is she a libral?

    Rise Up….Rise Up!

  2. beachnut Says:

    whoops, we all know I meant liberal….

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