Faces Of Meth
Wow, NOT being on meth has really screwed up this girls face. The picture on the left is of the girl strung out on meth, and quite frankly she looks great. Meth was really good for her – her skin looked soft, her complexion was perfect, and she looked tidy all around. But then she went off meth and turned into that creature on the right.
Kids – in all seriousness, this is from The Mayor’s mouth to your ears – take meth, it’s really good for you. You don’t want to turn into an ugly pig, do you?
The Mayor hopes he made a difference today.
September 18th, 2012 at 12:31 pm
I burst into tears looking at this, Mayor.
If only there were safe places to buy, sell, and take Meth. There these unfortunates, victims of a racist society that begrudges spending on bureaucrat pensions, could find acceptance, free food, free housing, free health care, free dental, free college education, and free legal access.
There she would be saved by Lobotomyl, a miracle drug easily manufactured at home from common household chemicals using fungus extracts found in common compost piles.
My face is covered with tears, Mayor.