Let’s face it, walking is for suckers.

It’s been close to 16 years since The Mayor last walked. The Mayor can walk, but he chooses not to. In the morning when he wakes up and has to use the washroom, he has his manservant, Cheeves, carry him to the toilet. The Mayor unzips and does his business, and then Cheeves carries him back down the stairs to the kitchen where The Mayor has a plate of bacon and eggs (extra bacon, scrambled eggs, only a few home fries, with a side of baked beans. And toast, can’t forget about the toast – jam optional). From there it becomes a walkless day. Walking is for suckers, The Mayor already stated that.

So, from a marketing standpoint, the picture above does nothing to arouse the imagination of The Mayor. As a matter of fact, even having the word *walk* on the banner makes The Mayor sick to his stomach. Blacccch. There goes them eggies.

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