Saudi Women Being Tracked Electronically

There is a saying, that if you love someone you should let them go, if they don’t come back it was never meant to be. In Saudi Arabia, the saying is a little different – if you ever try to leave me I’ll cut your slut throat:

Riyadh: Denied the right to travel without consent from their male guardians and banned from driving, women in Saudi Arabia are now monitored by an electronic system that tracks any cross-border movements.

Since last week, Saudi women’s male guardians began receiving text messages on their phones informing them when women under their custody leave the country, even if they are travelling together.

A great idea, but rather rudimentary, if you ask The Mayor. What Saudi men should really do is buy some of that invisible fencing like The Mayor has to keep his dogs in the yard, or what the farmers have to keep their pigs from leaving their property. When installed, any time a Saudi woman dares to defy her man, or guardian, she receives a *gentle shock*, telling her in not-so-subtle terms that if she chooses to go against her man’s wishes, she will incur the wrath of an almighty Allah-inspired electric charge. That’ll shut those bitchez faces up quick-smart. Because let’s face it, women are to be put upon a pedestal, to be admired and worshiped. But if bitch tries to leave you, shock that slut back into reality.

2 Responses to “Saudi Women Being Tracked Electronically”

  1. cudgel Says:

    I believe it was wife #2 I held the door open for as she left for the final time. Was I in violation and will I have my throat cut and or the bejeezus shocked out of me. Please respond same, I’m worried.

  2. The Mayor Says:

    Yes, yes you will.

    Although, the main thing is she’s gone. As The Mayor, and his previous FIVE marriages can attest to, nothing else matters other than they are gone.

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