Diversity in Action

Time to shake up your organization with Diversity Awareness. But if you are like most white racists, where you work is under represented with Pox-Canadians. In fact, most everywhere you go has a shortage of diversity. Your sole source of contact is the main stream media, reminding you constantly what an ugly racist piece of shit you are, and why you should pay more taxes and have more regulations. You wish you could gobble down all that white guilt like the pretty leftist faces on television. What can you do? Your problems are solved: you can listen to Fenris Badwulf and implement Diversity in Action and spread around Pox culture where you work, shop, and live. In this episode, Fenris Badwulf, caring person, will share with you Fart Awareness, a way you can have Diversity in Action in your community.

Cabbages and Brussels Sprouts. Farting in public is not socially acceptable amongst white cultures. This stinks of racism. Instead, raise your awareness of diversity by understanding and accepting that many other cultures celebrate farting. You should fart, too. You should fart loud (a la mode cabbage), or fart long (a la mode brussels sprout). Even farting in silence you can fill the room with the aroma of diversity.

Why are there holes in my underwear? Those of you who buy underwear, instead of having in given to you by a social worker, notice that your older inventory has strange holes. Farting releases a natural gas (fahrtstoffe) which reacts with artificial, man made fabrics. Socialist social services workers know this, which is why welfare people get new, fresh underwear instead of having them washed. You wash your underwear, don’t you, you racist pig?

Indeed, it is time for you to celebrate Diversity in Action; and let that action be farting.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.

2 Responses to “Diversity in Action”

  1. mikeg81 Says:

    Way ahead of you, to the great annoyance of my fiancee.

  2. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    Listen to Benny:
    http://www.amazon.ca/Fart-Proudly-Writings-Benjamin-Franklin/dp/1583940790/ref=sr_1_1

    Cheers

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